Sinister: would the real andy capps pls stand up...

[adventures as an angel]

well, me and my three brain cells thought we'd say hello this morning.
i would first like to appologize publicly to redgeisha...i went to xmen all 
dressed up in my new b&s tshirt (the purple ampersand ones are huge btw) and 
found the right bar for vanity fair and everything...but i was early, 11.30 
and couldn't find you, got extremely shy and left...
i love my new b&s tshirt, me and the 3 brain cells forgot we ordered it, so 
boom...we opened my mailbox and there it was.
so b&s are busy boys and girls now aren't they...maybe gentle waves will 
come here and play...isobel on a little promo tour...we won't poison you 
this time, promise. i think isobel is loverly...i have her picture as my 
desktop wallpaper at work, and she gets lot's of compliments...
funny thing happened at the fringe on saturday night...i went to this 
excellent fringe festival play called Perfect Strangers, but it had a little 
surprise for me, nudity...i felt like i was 13 or something. as a flamingly 
gay manboy, i rarely come into contact with real boobs, and these were in 
fact real and pendulous. my maturity went out the door, and i don't know 
why...how embarrassing...that and my little bald man's tummy doing 
somersaults during the silent ending...
well, i hope everyone's picnics go well...i wish we could have them, but 
with the current policing trend we'd prolly get arrested for loitering...our 
loverly parks are pretty much open air campgrounds for quite intelligent 
squeegee kids...
ummm...yeah bye.
a.

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