Sinister: Nuremburg Picnic?

[Peter Miller]

Umgowa Whities!

Admittedly the frighteningly named Sinsiter list organisation does have some
things in common with the Nazis, such as discipline, smart clothes and
massive public displays of strength, but there the similarities end. If I
had a pound for every disgruntled listee who compared us to the Nazis, I'd
have enough for a McMenu. Why doesn't anyone ever compare us to Laurent
Kabila's personal bodyguard? Sinister stands for brotherly and sisterly
love. We have been brought together by our unfailing love for Belle und
Sebastian.

If "Legal Man" (note fascist undertones of title) is a Northern Soul
stomper, does that make "Women's Realm" a Northern Soul Floater? We're going
to have lots of safety  Northern Soul Floaters on the concert boat,
currently under construction in Hamburg. It's going to have a watertight DJ
booth, and the DJ's going to be a cross between Chris Geddes and an octopus,
so he can have eight songs cued up at once and then go for eight pints.
"Judy is a Dick Slap" sounds like a Ramones title, doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?
Oh bloody sod yer then. The Christopus will also be able to play eight
keyboards at once, just like RICK WAKEMAN.

No Jordi, that is not the correct word...

Peter

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 +-+  "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students"  +-+
 +-+  "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list"  +-+
 +-+       "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper        +-+
 +-+   "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000   +-+
 +-+       "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named       +-+
 +-+           Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000           +-+
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