Sinister: A thousand saturday plans being hatched to drink and b e senseless

[Alder, Lucy]

Hello lovelies

The Met Office's ever-reliable (ahem) 5-day forecast at
http://www.met-office.gov.uk/sec3/sec3.html currently says that Edinburgh
will have a sun peeking out from behind a cloud on Saturday, which is
spookily exactly the same forecast it gave for London picnic.  Considering
what a top time I had at that one, I'd say that it all bodes rather well for
this weekend.   I'm not touching that poison you like to call Buckfast
though.  No!  No!  Keep it away from me!  I've heard about the effects it
has on people and by all accounts it ain't pretty.

Even less pretty is the state of my bedroom in Harringay this morning.
After an impromptu night of slightly drunken but extremely earnest
discussion of albums old and new, as well as not one, not two but three!
games of consequences, I woke up this morning to find my sheets were covered
in bits of chocolate, red wine and silver pen.  Every single I've ever
bought now adorns my bedroom floor (apart from Everything I Do (I Do It For
You) by Bryan Adams, which I trod on a couple of weeks ago and had to throw
away, darnit).  I blame that Lixi bird.  She's a messy slattern.  She's not
responsible for my nail varnish collection being slightly depleted though.
I suspect the blame for that lies with Mark "Champagne Everlovin' Faggy But
Nice" Casarotto, who might have tried to give himself a manicure.  If you
see him picking at bits of glittery stuff on his fingers, you'll know why.  

Does anyone know any girls who talk about their 'time'?  I don't.  

///alexander, who writes his name a bit like ||| baxendale |||||||||||||
said

>>Noticed that the girl on the cover is holding a book called "I fought in a
war". This may be a well-known book, but I haven't heard of it. Someone of
you have probably read it.

I've never heard of a book called I Fought In A War either and nor has
Amazon and Amazon knows everything, doesn't she?  The best she could come up
with was A Blood-Dimmed Tide: The Battle Of The Bulge By The Men Who Fought
It.  So, anyway, I think somebody might have magicked up the picture on the
cover with the help of one of those newfangled computing machines.  But then
I know sod all about anything.

Right, anyway, I'm going out for a while.  I'll be back later, but I'm not
sure quite when.

Juicy Lucy

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