Sinister: fishing for compliments in the stream of consciousness

[Harry Hunt]

I've been sitting in the garden, wondering whether you can actually get
photophobia from spending too much time, or whether it was an old wive's
tale, like that old adage of pleasuring too many crusts making you curly and
short sighted.  It's odd, see, if I'm outside, even at dusk, and not
squinting like a madman trying to kill a eyelash-habitual flea, it's like
the start of "Tales from the Dark Side" where it's all ultratechnicolour.

Which reminds me, first port of call when I make my comedy covers band is
comedy covering "Pink Elephants on Parade".

I'm avoiding buying Fishyclap till no-one in the media gives a flying fling
about it. I mean, it's getting that way already, but anyway.

Our local paper got a rather sweet publicity shot of....some Glaswegian
band, dressed up as a flapper and a dandy.  If anyone wants a scan of it,
you know which aperture to infiltrate.

Why do VHS-NTSC services cost so much?  Surely it's not that complicated a
process.  Maybe it's run by someone's father.

I'll go back to my CRACKING live FNM CD and leave you all to it then.

*kisses to the misses and pokes to the blokes*

Love
Harry
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