Sinister: I get good advise from the advertising world

[Geoff]

This is my first post so I am sorry if I start it with "This is my first
post...etc".

"I spent the summer wasting
The time was passed so easily
But if the summer's wasted
How come that I could feel so free."

Because of these four lines, I have spent the last year on the dole. They
gave me a reason. I nearly got a job during the winter, but now it's already
the summer again. It's not that I lack ambition: my two aims in life are to
see B&S and Bob Dylan live. Hopefully I'll have realised these dreams by the
end of the year, then I really will lack ambition. If anyone needs someone
with a maths degree and a healthy obsession with B&S to work for them,
London area, let me know.

I think the BBC should make a programme called 'B&S Club 7'. It could follow
the band's adventures around the beach resorts of Glasgow. Alan Hansen could
be their irritable Band Manager.

I moved down to London last week, so the new album will always remind me of
moving south. I'm gonna make a B&S compilation tape and ride all day on the
tubes whilst listening to it. I gave my last tape to my friend to get him to
like them. I think it's working.

Me and my friends were looking at one of those crappy 'big man' lad
magazines at the weekend, and one of the 'sexy' women featured in it said "I
was playing in the sand and found a beautiful necklace, but my mom told me
it was a sausage". Call the cops.




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