Sinister: Frankie was a moke from the block we used to live on....

[Pete Ramsdale]

I went and asked Jeeves what all this 'moke' business is about.
Apparently it's old British slang for a donkey. He really did tell me
that *ever* so politely, too. I hereby recommend him to the general
populace of Sinistown:

http://www.ask.co.uk

He's great. Blowed if I know how he does it. Probably just on keywords
or something boring like that.

The deliciously Juicy Lucy said:

> What I'd like to know is who's going to do the dodgy jobs in the village?
> Who's going to collect our rubbish?  Clear out the blocked U-bend?  Go down
> manholes to monitor the sewerage system?  Feed the pigs?  Scoop up the dog
> pooh on the pavements?  There's been far to much luvvie-duvvie crap on the
> list lately - it doesn't feel natural.  Go on, nominate your worst enemy to
> clear up the dogshite, I dare you.
> 

Well, I'm not the sort of person that goes round nominating people to
clear up dogshite, but I am willing to take on one of the more
dangerous jobs to be had in the blossoming village. I'm corrently
reading "Mr. Nice" by Howard Marks, and this drug smuggling lark
sounds well easy. And a right larf to boot. So, I am volunteering my
services as the Sinistown Drug Dealer. Mmmmmmm. Pete Ramsdale, the
purveyor of fine herbs and prescribed chemicals, is back. Will we ever
be set free?* Oh, and by the way, I've nae skag. Everything else,
though - just not heroin. I hate needles. It's why I never started
knitting.

I see they've had to institute a "best P!O!P! act" at the Brits this
year for fear that we might rig the votes again and get Pete
Waterman's fawn Chinos in a twist. I just wish there was a "best
seven-piece that never perform in public"-type award deal. B&S would
be shoe-ins.

Sod trying to be witty. I'm off for a smoke.

lol p xx.
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  rabbit-hole goes......."

 Pete Ramsdale - Unix Systems Administration, Warburg Dillon Read
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