Sinister: ...grb...

[Steven Kado]

it is i again, after a month or so of not posting.

no doubt i am totally forgotten and everyone is scratching their heads going 
'when did this kado jerk get out of the nursery?'


so,

are there any other leap babies on th' list or am i the only one.  well, if 
you're out there my cohorts in kindergarten, at least we've got eachother.

i spent my special birthday miserable and crying and such.  what a dumb 
fucking birthday that comes every 4 years and builds itself up to be the 
kind of day that could never actually happen. fucking birthday.
fucking unreasonable expectations of happiness.
its gotten cold in toronto.

someone asked when leap kids have their birthdays in non-leap years.  the 
answer:  we DON'T have birthdays in non-leap years.  we suffer for everyone 
so that the calendars work properly and august doesn't end up in winter.

yes,  and then on to the sinister village.
i'm afraid i'd have to opt out of the village lifestyle, (everyone breathes 
a collective sigh of relief at not having to cohabit with that steve kado 
twat).  i'd have to live in a sinister metropolis, a village just couldn't 
contain me.  also, people in the village would quickly grow sick of having 
this dumb boy shlepping about the city blasting kraftwerk/stereo 
total/nintendo theme music out of his boom box and vandalising storefronts 
with the names of notable advice columnists.

also, there wouldn't be a china town in the sinister village, therefore, no 
odd, over packaged asiatic snack food would be available and also no bad 
badz maru, hello kitty or kerro kerropi gear would be available.   i suppose 
that i could take the initiative and start up my exotic grocery store  but 
frankly being a grocer doesn't really have much appeal to me.  i guess i 
could also be the sisniter village's bike messenger, but that's not much fun 
outside of a big city either really. i mean, there probably wouldn't even be 
cars in the sinister village to make the possibility of getting hit at all 
exciting.  just people smiling and being nice to eachother and driving 
scooters about maybe.

i imagine that lots of tether-ball would go on in the sinister village.

i suppose i will never fit in.

sorry for the glumness of this post but it was unavoidable.  wit is for 
later, when i am not sending email.

steveg kago
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