Sinister: Walk softly, drive a sherman tank.

[Pelican303 at xxx.com]

8 billion points to the identifier of the source of my subject line (rob has 
syntax problems).

Hmmm...where to begin.

Our own personal muse, the sleek Greek, Vel, mentioned a village on a boat 
which reminded me of Waterworld which I never saw but still kind of freaked 
me out.  All logistical problems aside (of which there are many), I for one 
would suffer from constant motion sickness, but I'll bet the fishing would be 
good and maybe we could see some whales....hmmm...I'll have to think about 
this.  Oh while I'm here, I'm sure you people won't mind if I tell Vel that I 
got a message saying an e-mail I had sent her couldn't be delivered.  well, I 
tried.
Thanks to Lucy and Scott for the instructions on the proper use of the 
keyboard.  Unfortunatly, none of Lucy's tips worked on my keyboard and Scott 
spoke of some mystical "option" key which seems to have wondered off of my 
keyboard.  Oh well, I guess I'll just have to spell things out...for example 
coo(oomlaut)peration.  Or fac(circumflex)ade.
It is quite obvious that Paralis (or should I say "Paul"...hee hee), whose 
name has always made me fear that I"m going to lose all feeling below my 
neck, has never seen me in a skirt.  Oh I am a sight, let me tell you.
and to our santa in trainers (which I found hysterical and charming, by the 
way)...I don't have reindeer but I still have some monkeys for sale 
(nope...no GLEEK) and they have been trained to pull heavy objects (I 
know...I'm cruel).  I don't know that they can fly (Gleek could fly...I"m 
pouting).
Well I"m gonna run to the mailbox and see if the B&S tee-shirt I only ordered 
yesterday has arrived by some bizarre stroke of luck.  I'm starting to wonder 
is ordering a small was a mistake...well, I do like em tight though...don't 
question that statement, please.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled reality,
Rob
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