Sinister: oh! i reconisder...

[Steven Kado]

no, i changed my mind from yesterday's post!

i do have a place in siniville after all.

i could be the wealthy capitalist land owner who lives in a big manor house 
and is hated by the locals.

every odd weekend i'd fly in on my personal lear jet piloted by my elite 
robot staff of butlers and manservants (named karl, florian, ralf and 
wolfgang)! the rest of the time i'd jet set about being a nuisance and 
exploiting the working class.  sometimes during my visits i'd even descend 
to the 'pub' to have a 'pint' with the 'locals'.  However, most of the time 
i'd be busy being eccentric and pervy up in my mansion, monitoring the 
village in a lewd way with hidden cameras.

also, i had a don mckellar sighting today.  i crossed spadina at dundas with 
him, then i passed him and gave him a hard stare, as if to say "YOU ARE DON 
MCKELLAR".  He walked behind me nearly all the way back to my house.  *just 
i was turning into my alley to go up to my place i felt a tap on my shoulder 
  and it was he and he said: 'hey, i think you smell great, why not be in my 
next movie' and i said 'FUCK OFF DON MCKELLAR, I LOVED YOU IN ARROWHEAD, YOU 
JERK! THAT HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE MAKES YOU LOOK SILLY' and he left crying and 
i went up to eat my fallafel, regretting not having taken my tourettes 
syndrome medication.

*this is a lie.

steven k
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