Sinister: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah aha (fwd)

[Denise Power]

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>        
>        HoW To KeEp A HeaLthY LeVel Of iNsAniTy aNd DRiVeOtHeR PeOple 
iNsAnE
>        > >
>        > > 1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a
>        > > hair dryer at
>        > >  passing
>        > >  cars to see if they slow down.
>        > >
>        > > 2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise
>        > >  your voice.)
>        > >
>        > >  3) Insist that your e mail address be:
>        > > 'xena-goddess-of-fire at companyname.com' or
>        > > 'Elvis-the-king at companyname.com'
>        > >
>        > > 4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if
>        > >  they want
>        > >  fries with that.
>        > >
>        > > 5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little
>        > > synchronised
>        > > chair dancing.
>        > >
>        > > 6) Put your waste bin on your desk and label it 'IN.'
>        > > (This is a
>        > >  'must do')
>        > >
>        > >  7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
>        > >
>        > > 8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.  Once
>        > > everyone has
>        > >  gotten over
>        > > their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
>        > >
>        > > 9) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what
>        > >  you think."
>        > >
>        > >  10) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with
>        > > the prophecy."
>        > >
>        > > 11) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the
>        > > brightness level
>        > >  lights up
>        > >  the entire working area. Insist to others that you
>        > > like it that  way.
>        > >
>        > > 12) Don't use any punctuation
>        > >
>        > > 13) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>        > >
>        > > 14) Ask people what sex they are.
>        > >
>        > > 15) Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
>        > >
>        > >  16) Sing along at the opera.
>        > >
>        > > 17) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
>        > > rhyme.
>        > >
>        > > 18) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the
>        > >  same outfits.
>        > >  Wear
>        > >  them one day after your boss does. (This is especially
>        > > effective if
>        > > your
>        > > boss is the opposite gender.)
>        > >
>        > > 19) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell
>        > > them what  you're
>        > >  doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in
>        > >  the bathroom."
>        > >
>        > >  20) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
>        > >
>        > > 21) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't
>        > > attend their
>        > > party 'cause you're not in the mood.
>        > >
>        > > AnD tHe FiNal wAy tO aNnOy PeOple:
>        > >
>        > > Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book,
>        > > even if they sent
>        > >  it to you.
>        > >
>        > >
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Audrey xxx



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