Sinister: Boom boom boom like a lighter to the fart

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hewwo all,

How's everyone? I keep having nose bleeds so I think the curse of League of 
Gentlemen is getting me in it's evil clutches.

Sam, who has just got a voice posted:
<< My fave bands are B&S, Ben & Jason (any other B&J fans out there?), 
the Beta Band, Blur and Bulp.  I also really like the new Beels LP. >>...
...and I thought it was grate the he only liked bands beginning with 'B'.Oh 
wait, I changed some of that quote, to make me right. Never mind.

I went into glasgow today, and the optician said my contact lenses were all 
mixed up and I get to go into glasgow next week for new ones. I like glasgow 
because I get to go to Pizza Hut with my mum. There was an american guy next 
to me, and he was getting a bit mixed up, and he ordered what sounded like a 
"Meaty Minge" pizza and said that sounded reall tasty which made me spit my 
juice all over the place and crack up laughing until I was nearly sick, 
because minge is pubic hair. And his family all turned round and glared at 
me, and I felt really bad because I couldn't control myself.

I meant to put this in my last post but I didn't. I nearly got kicked off the 
computer in computing class, because I went on to the sinister website, and 
lo and behold, what appeared in the search box but 'porn;gearstick', and I 
prompty got told on by the boy with a fake rubber poo, who had been throwning 
it at my head in a vain attempt to get me off the computer. So, I then spent 
the next half hour trying to convince my teacher that it wasn't in fact a 
porn site but a site for really grate twee kids. Then i took a peep at 'your 
slip is showing' and got accused of being a lesbian. 

I finally read select, with B&S in it, but i didn't buy it because I only had 
a pound on me. It was quite good tho, and they mentioned sinister in it. 
Well, something about obsessed internet based fans anyway. But someone I 
think already said that, so it just shows that i'm not original at all. 

I s'pose I'd best be off now, though straight after I post this, I'll think 
of something I did say but should have.

Hugs ,
Jen

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