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[alix campbell]

Hello there

This day is Thursday, but I’ll probably not send this till later.

It’s incredibly dark and brooding outside. Who’s read Susan Cooper’s ‘The 
Dark is Rising Sequence’? I am almost finished and it’s dead good. I never 
like finishing books because I panic and can’t think what I’m going to do 
with my time. But I still read everything very fast, because I can’t relax 
if I’ve still got things to do. If I haven’t got things to do, I’ll invent 
something. Like opening up all the plugs and cleaning inside them. You can 
never be careful enough when it comes to DIRT.

<lixi stares madly around the room, with her mad starin’ eyes, thus becoming 
totally manic>

Yesterday, I went to sleep at 4.30am, after drinking lots of Alco popsies 
and gin. Then got up at 10am. Fool.  Then Starry and me went to an all 
weather pitch, which we had to climb through a fence to get into, as it was 
locked, and played netball. It rained and hailed, but we didn’t care.  
Naturally, we are both fantastic netballists. Then we went to a children’s 
playground and sat on damp seesaws and stuff and got wet arses. It was fun. 
Except when I hung upside down from a swing and my hair trailed in a puddle.

I had possibly the least successful evening flyering. The only people going 
into the gig were old boring folk. So I went and stood by the tube instead 
and got fucking freezing. And still didn’t hand many out. But I did get to 
talk to freaks. And shake their hands. They enjoyed that, but far far too 
much. I felt soiled and had I been stood closer, I may well have been.

Did I say that I got a job in Sainsbury’s? Can you start to imagine the 
excitement I’m feeling? I don’t think you can.


It’s Sunday now. I’ve been writing letters all day and hanging clothes on 
clothes horses. I’ve got my Sainbury’s uniform now, and I must say it’s 
rather stunning. Especially the quilted jacket. Mmhhm.

Oooon, I would be privileged to be your English teacher. I have a lovely 
speaking voice, and my spelling is great. But I don’t know if I want you to 
speak all nice and proper English, you might become boring like English 
people.

Now I have to go, cos the bath is running over.

Love lixi


"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's an 8 inch anal probe, silly" ~ 
DNaMagazine

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