Sinister: MiRacLeS TaKe LoNgeR...

[velocity farewell]

Hi to you all pretty faces...
Well well... isn't that the time for the 
               WeEkLy RePoRt?
It's getting harder and harder to keep up with you,
you know... Simon's working on the sinister village
site...
and we're trying to make a list of people and their
occupation, so that everyone will have their link...
            HiGhLiGhtS of tHe WeeK
Peter Miller ScReAms:
> Let's get one thing straight. I'm not running any
kind of shop at Sinister Portmerion, I'm running the
disco. <
MMMM Now what? I thought of Peter running the disco
since I'd first had the idea of the village... I mean,
I can see him walking around with a glass of pink
champagne in his hand, shiny in his mirror jacket (3
buttons that is) flirting with everyone... Have you
seen the film "Little Voice"? remember Michael Cane's
role in the film? well... I imagine Peter like that!!
StEvEn KaDo... says 
> i could be the wealthy capitalist land owner who
lives in a big manorhouse and is hated by the locals.<

It never occured me that we'd have capitalists in the
village... I don't know... what the rest of you think?
shall we have a riot and expropriate every inch of
Steven's land? b'coz if we have capitalists we'll be
needing police too, to protect their "rights" and
properties... y'know...
PaRaLiS (Jared) has marked the importance of a 
             SiNiSteR DaNcE AcAdeMy
that's going to be specialised in ArSe DaNciNg... I
think to know how to arse dance is essential... Jared,
would you like to run it for us??
                  JeN(owl) says
> I think all the hamburgers and things should be
ready delivered by ronald mcdonald (the groovy clown
guy), and there would never be any need for butchers
because all our stuff would come pre-packaged and not
at all dead animal like. <
Yes... Jen's right... we need no butchers and as far
as I'm concerned we need no capitalists either...
JaSoN A. wants to be the 
                 SiNiSteR CoUnCiLLoR
I have to say - and I know that from personal
experience - that he's going to do a great job... so,
all of you who have all sorts of problems... do not
hesitate... Go to JaSoN... 
                              JeAnEttE is
going to be our nurse torturing us with rectal
thermometers *that are much more accurate*, but none
of us would care coz... imagine Jeanette in that cute
nurse suit! She also wants to be Steve C.'s assistant
in the basketball team... helping the players
stretch!! 
BLaiR HiCkS wants to run the
                CoMiC BoOk ShOp
and thinks that this would kill his hope for a
list-crush... I don't think so Blair, in fact, I think
exactly the opposite...
     DaViD MoOrE wants to be the village's
                PeDaNt...
Mmmm no objections to that... I mean, we do need one,
don't we?
     Katie Mulloy very wisely wants to run the 
             HeALtH FoOd StOrE
and I said wisely coz she'd have to work very closely
with Moz... where from would he buy all the
ingredients he'd need for his vegan recipies but from
Katie's store, huh? wise wise Katie... :)
      DaNiEl RyDeR wants to be the sinister's
                 PaRk RaNgeR
and yes, of course there are going to be parks in
sinister land... and trees and birds for Daniel to
look after...
Talking about parks, trees, birds, etc...
FrAnCeScA wants to work in the sinister
              BoTaNiCaL GaRdEn
this village keeps expanding all the time eh?
     Sweet MiNa MaRs wants to run a shop that will
sell all shiny stuff... I like that... especially the
idea of little crystal balls to make necklaces...
Mina, you can call your shop...
                 RiSe & ShiNe
SpLaSh... withdrawn his offer to be the village's
               PoStMaN + MiLkMaN
which I think was very convenient delivering letters
and milk at the same time... and decided that he wants
to be the sinister
                NeWs AgEnT
mmm... OK... SplAsh... whatever you want...
  SwEeTiE... you'd rather run the stud-farm or the
shop
that would "sell things from books to body jewellery,
called electronic"? or BoTh?...
 WiLLiAm MeSsEnT volunteered to be the one who'd clean
the dog shit..!! William... you're so nice... that I'd
like now to vote for you for the place of the 
                  SiNiSteR MaYor
coz a guy that volunteers to clean the dog shit in a
village cannot but be the perfect mayor... right??
   CaRoLyN wants and will do run the sinister
                     BoRdeL...
can I visit Carolyn? we can have tea siting in your
velvet scarlet sofa gossiping about your "clients"...
 SeAn HoBsOn will be the village's   
                BrOwN BoTtLe...
Mmmmm... brown bottle...bumping into stuff...
       AnDrEw DeAn is going to be the
              ViLLaGe's IdiOt...
Do you really want that Andi? can I join you from time
to time? Oh!! and 2 netball teams PlEaSe...!!!
I'm giving you now our very own 
               SiNiSteR DrUg DeALeR
Mr. Peter Ramsdale... no needles please...Gosh...
Simon, how are we gonna make a link for Peter in the
site? we're gonna be arrested... I'm tellin ya...
OOn... should run the sinister
               OoN's HoRrOr ShOw
is that OK Oon? and organise Karaoke nights? dreadful!
 Screaming SaMaNtHa:
  > THE BLUDDY THEATRE!! I WANT A THEATRE!! <
Yes, yes, OK... have the theatre... there's already a
radio station ran by Mark from Nottingham... yer...
 JaMeS GiLmEr is going to run the ViDeO StoRe...
right!
Please... will you have all the L.Anderson films??  
AmY... wants to be the 
                     ToWn CriEr    
and eventually join Andi in his 
          "village idiot's" duties!!       
FeAtHeR BoA... YES please...
             A TrAiN StAtiOn
I love trains and always considered train stations to
be ... magical... now, a sinister Train Station would
definately be magical... and robin reliants for people
who want to go fast... yer... sound nice...
I would also like to reccomend a store that will sell
exclusively 
                MeN's SkiRtS
it can be called:       
               KiLtS & GuiLtS
I think men look nice in skirts... sometimes very sexy
indeed... but it has to be the right skirt... so, we
need an expert for helping our sinister boys choose
the most flattering skirt... who's gonna do that?
JaSoN LutHeR said
> oh.. velocity girl, ill be delighted to fix anything
of yours that breaks ;) <
will you fix my heart Jason? coz as soon as I've read
those words it started to beat in a rather crazy
manner... mmmm... I don't know what's wrong with it...

enough said tho'... I have to leave you now... 
I'm really sorry if I'd forgotten any of you... it's
getting more and more difficult to keep track...
Oh yes... Mark C.... Mark, you saw that Peter Miller
is very unwilling to give up his disco...so, I'd like
to pass to you my responsibilities as the village's
Entertainment Coordinator... will you accept? and you
can have your own club as well... I mean, we don't
have a club for gigs yet... would you like to run it
Mark?
In sinister we have a lot of musicians, don't we?
they'd need a place to ... perform, right?
Oh... StEviE TrOuSSé...
I think the poetryplace should move to the sinister
village now... what do you think?
AnYwAy... 
I'm leaving you now sweet pies... lemon pies... :)
hey... listen... we're almost 1300 people... let's all
play at the lottery... what the hell... one of us will
win... and then we can built our village...
a big, huge, bonebreaking hug that will hold all of
you
love + bubble baths
Vel 














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