Sinister: lasange de la bolognaise

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hi,

After reading a few hundred sinister posts, which was quite a fun but 
strenuous task (especially since I went home from University for 2 days 
and come back with about 100 sinistermail to read), I have matured from 
being the bully in the nursery to be the smallest kid in middle school..

if I give you all my dinner money will you promise not to beat me up?? 
Please be nice to me :-)))

I loved reading all these e-mails, Velocity is sLiGhTlY mEnTlE but I bet 
she is beautiful, she talked about currency in sinisterland and I think 
we should trade things in cans of RedBull, because

1. they're all quite regular in price - other drinks like cocacola varies 
from 24p a can to extortionate 80p, but R.B. are normally 1.15 (+-0.05) in 
price except for in clubs where they cost literally millions

2. they are worth loads of money

3. reading these e-mails it seems that everyone is weird and hyperactive 
like me, and drinking r.b. will make us all even more w&h.

4. it can keep us awake for longer to read sinistermail.

as to a job in the village, I wanted to be taxi driver but someone took 
that job before I was old enough to drive (although I was Damon Hill on the 
toy car in the nursery) so I am out of the job...  I think I'll just become 
the village outlaw renegade, much like the big bloke in the cheesy tv show 
"renegade", but instead of riding on a harley davidson I'll be on my go-ped 
which is much more cool.

I really don't think sending a really boring mail like this is the best way 
to lose my virginity, cos my mum always say if I wait it'd be special... but 
it's too late cos honey's humorless computer had propositioned me with the 
notification e-mail <sob> but I really must stop now before any of you pass 
out.

Please send me e-mails and things so that I don't feel as if everyone's 
ignoring me.. unless you really want to ignore me (<sad puppy look> you 
wouldn't would you? </sad puppy look>)

bye bye
Ken
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Take Judy, with her bow and arrow, she's a mastermind
Too frumpy for the teenage population of her time
Car coat, she has a quilted jacket with a hood if it rains
Big pockets for the pharmaceuticals she takes to fix her brain.
- Belle & Sebastian

* I don't know why the subject is lasange de la bolognaise - probably 
  because I don't like pasties.
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