Sinister: Sadly not that twee. And not even going to talk about fucking.

[Scruffy P]

[bobbing my head to Looper on my new mp3 player. In the Public cluster, do
I look a fool? I took the head phones out to see if anyone could hear what
I was listening too... no they can't...]

Hello sinisterians, this is only my second post (after the obligatory "out
of the nursery" post), and its dificult to get up the nerve to actually
send what I've writen and not re-write it... again. 

[as I look around I see another student sitting next to me...]
The sinister village is burgeoning, but it still seems that about 1000
inhabitants are commuting or out of work.
Can I run the sinister village cinema? Or at least be cheif
projectionist? We will show a scorsese film every other week. And Mina
Tanambaum in the first week. We'll use old projectors so I'll have
something to do. And if anyone wants to make 16mm films I'll project them
(that actually goes for the real world too, so long as you can get the
print to manchester). Is it alright for me to look like Edward norton, in
Fight club, as well?
Also I'd like to join Paul A in the football team, unfortunatly I would
also like to play in the left back position... could we have a whole team
of left backs?
I've been telling one of my freinds about the sinister village and she
asked if the petting zoo could have petting llamas? Personally I'm a big
fan of penguins...

[...she looks up and stares into my eyes...]
Doesn't honey have to send in a picture of his (I always thought honey
was a girl, I hope not to have offended you eitehr way) toe?
Because he said: "Why isn't there a Toe-01 yet?" (I hope that doesn't mean
I have to).

[...I feel my cheeks burning and I have to look away before I melt...]
MP3's are great. I've always beleived this, but I've truelly discovered
how cool they are, after my housemates bought me a portable MP3 player!

[...while typing all I can think about is her...]
Catch 22 is the greatest book I've ever read. At least thats what I
thought when I read what geof geof had said(about a month ago)... and then
I remembered reading das boot, Hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy and the
eternal gold braid. When ever I think of a "favourite" I always find other
things that I like more. I did think that was a bad thing, but I think it
shows my life has good things in it...

[... and how I should have reacted...]
Fiona: Birds have always been up before sun rise (particularly in wit'ie
park). Or at least the last three years.

[... I spend the rest of my time flirtivly looking up at her...]
I always read posts by people I know (so thats Paul at the moment) and
generally I'm not as interested in what good band I haven't heard of as I
am in what people have done today.

[... but she doesn't look at me anymore...]
But having said that, someone mentioned Stevie Jackson in conection with
Bill wells, and this made me prick up my ears. I've got BW v's Future
Pilot, can anyone guide me to other good stuff by Bill Wells? I may not
have tried looking as hard as I could, but its much nicer being told
things, than having to find them out, for yourself.

[... it's only now that I realise how beuatiful she is...]
Rachel said that she doesn't like doing things on impulse, but it seems to
me it would be great to be able to forget the consequences.

[... her mousey brown bob...]
Someone asked who we are... I suppose I'm a geek... Mainly a film geek,
but a computer geek as well, maybe even a music geek. But in truth I think
its very american to want to be part of a clique (is that how you
spell it?). I always find it funny that my brother and all his freinds (he
lives in america) all fit into steriotypes... while all the people I know
don't. Maybe its just perspective?

[... and the way she's fixed her glasses with a bit of wire...]
One of the "legs" body parts looks like the start of the bill (number
4). Or is it just me? I've been feeling a bit homesick recently and
watching the bill (which is filmed near where I live) hasn't helped. It
means that I am reminded of home everytime I see black stockings... which
is poo.

[... then she took them off...]
On the subject of embarassing things... I once walked in on a freind of
mine wanking. Also the girl who I fancy (who  happens to live underneth
me), can hear me...

[... she looks even nicer...]
Body parts: If we talk about a photo that someone else has sent in do we
have to send in a picture of that bit as well?

[... now I have to go and I probably won't see her again :(... ]
Iris: They call them soap operas because they used to have soap ads in the
comercials. And they were like litle operas. And I think it would be cool
if we went "on heat" like cats. Imagine men standing around on street
corners shouting and rubbing themselves against... oh that already
happens... this by the way is a reply to a very old mail.

[... It's now a month later, and only this mail reminds me of her...]
After I read all the mails from Hong K. I was wondering. Does the chinese
calender have a starting point (like ours does)? If so what year is it
now? By the way I'm a Dragon, so that would make this year mine... he he,
the power...

[... and soon even this will be gone.]
I had a dream about getting a tatoo and a peircing. Two things I think are
silly, but after the dream I wanted them, despite my thoughts about the
usfulness. On the other hand, I have a fight club caustic soda scar. This
will be news to my house mate if he has read this far as I told him it was
an acident in a chemistry practical.

Oh well it seems that saving a post for a month just makes it very long
(even after I've deleated loads) and rambling... or maybe thats how I
talk?

Louis

ps after hearing all the talk of the sinister chat room, I tryed it... but
failed
:-(
Part of the university rules are: no chat rooms
so maybe my failings are just stopping me from doing another bad thing
today.

pps, I seemed to have a lot of ":-("s in this mail, which is strange as
I'm a very happy person, and don't feel that sad. I'd hate for you all to
get the wrong idea.

-- 
"If god had ment us to fly, he'd have given us tickets"
	Mel Brooks
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