Sinister: i am the virgin, the tattered & the torn....

[Mark]

Howdy Y'all...

Big fat memory blurrs characterie this week, so yr mostly spared 
the 'dear diary' style entries.  Although I must say, having woken 
up very hung over this morning after a night of mixing with minor 
celebs, I did NOT appreciate my pants being knicked at 10 in the 
morning... the offending pant thief is currently serving time in the 
nursery, I believe; just an interesting thought that currently my 
undewear is being abused by all the bastard kids in there... 
oibviously the Lego and Honey's inflatable sex toys just arn't 
enough for the little darlings nowadays.  I don't know... kids; 
bastards.

Luckily, I have another pair to wear.  Lucky old me, I say, coz 
trouser draughts are almost as bad as as poo.

I got an email this morning involving lifeguards, shagging repeatedly 
in the changing rooms, and Graham Coxon.  In my delerious state, 
I thought I had hot gosip about Graham and some hunky lifeguard 
at it like rabbit in the changing rooms...

I was in a delirious state because I found out that MY TOUNGE IS 
GREEN... fucking icky green too.  Now this obviously means I'll be 
dead soon, so this could well be my last post.  Bollocks.  I hate 
green... it clashes with everything.

Erica made me laugh... chocking the chicken is a very funny thing 
to say.  I don't know why.  Suggestion: use her sexual favours as a 
new currency on the list for tape swaps etc.  OK, maybe not.

Hi mimmie, welcome to Sinister.  Can I please have my pants back 
soon????

I'm playing a really badly scratched David Bowie record really loud 
at the mo.  Coz we're lovers....  oh hes a foxy devil...

Ah, now I've got Disorder by Joy Div on....  foxier and foxier.  Music 
to pin you down and corrupt you utterly.  Beauty is an infectious 
thing.  So is green toungness, I hope, coz if I've got it, everyone ele 
should too. I refuse to suffer alone.  Come on then, roll up for a 
snog, you'll love it BAYBEEEE

JD made some of the best pop everrrrr.  OK off to a lecture chapps. 
 Put the champane on ice, warm the bed, I'll be home before you 
can say   'oooohh you hansome devil'.

Raining down love like glitter,

Mark xxxxx
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