Sinister: BOXING HEFNER???? YES THEY HAVE BEEN - HAVE U???

[GEORGE HENRY DICKIE]

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A FAIRY TALE


  MMMMMMMMM
  RIGHT
IT IS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

  I HAVE GOT OVER
MY

         PRE LIST TENTION

I JUST WANT TO LET IT FLOW
         NOW

  MMMMMMMMMMM I HOPE
U PEOPLE
WILL ABSORB

            SOMETHING
                  FROM THIS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


     YER
  I'M GOING TO COMMENT ON THE

LP
  MMMMMMM BEFORE I ASKED FOR
   A MESSAGE FROM
            STU AND DA GANG
     WITH THE TITLE
          MMMMMM
I HAVE TRIED TO FIND ONE
THIS IS WHAT I CAME UP WITH

MMMMMMM
      THE LP COVER HAS A MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL 
IN DA WORLD

                SNOW WHITE
STYLE TO IT

          MAYBE THEY COULD HAVE CALLED IT

*MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL
       WHY DOES SHE HAVE MAKEUP ON
               WHILE I HAVE NONE AT ALL*

I BELIVE THE MESSAGE OF THIS LP
IS HOPE
   I THINK IT IS SAYING THE POWER IS IN OUR HANDS

           IF U WANT TO BE MORE BEAUTIFUL
U CAN WEAR MAKEUP

IF U DON'T WANT OT BE A PEASANT U CAN FOLD YOUR ARMS

EVERYTHING IS COSMETIC
SO EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE

MMMMMMMM
MAYBE
                   MMMMMMMMM
    WELL THIS HOPE
      IT DOESN'T HELP
PEOPLE LIKE ME

CURLED INTO A BALL
IN THE CORNER OF MY BEDROOM
LISTENING TO THE CARPENTERS
BITING THE HEADS OFF JELLY BABIES
               AND DRINKING OUZO - THE GREEK GODDESS
    MMMMM
I LIKE TO DRINK HER

  I LIKE TO FORGET

MMMMMMMM


    BACK TO THE LP
MMMMMMM
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
THEM LEAVING OUT *MARX AND ENGELS*

          I THINK THE REASON IS
   THAT
M+E
  DO NOT MIX WELL WITH PEASANTS


        M+E
             THOUGHT
            THAT
              PEASANTS WERE NOT A REVOLUTIONARY FORCE
  OF COURSE
HISTORY HAS SHOWN THAT THEY WERE

MMMMM
AND SO PEASANTS REPRESENT A BIG PROBLEM
IN MARX THEORY

MAYBE B&S DID NOT WANT TO HIGHLIGHT THIS PROBLEM

           MMMMMM
     M+E COMMUNISM
           HAS NEVER REALLY HAPPENED
WE R STILL WAITING

JUST
LIKE WE WAIT FOR

       THE M+E TRACK


MMMMMM
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
SOMEHOW


MMMMMMMMMMM
I'M NOT SURE
MMM
MY MIND CAN NOT THINK IN A STRAIGHT LINE
            I THINK WHEN I WAS BORN
             MY MIND GOT FIXED TO THE HEART MONITOR
   GOING UP AND DOWN
       MMMMM

  I'M GLAD MY HEART WAS WORKING THOUGH
IT'S A CLICHÉ
BUT

I REALLY COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY HEART

MMMMMMMM


BY THE WAY
I HAVE NAMED MY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH                           G
                                                              I
                                     HANK                     R
                                                              L
  HE IS HAPPY                                                 S
MMMM
                   HE HAS BECOME PHILOSOPHICAL                J
HE HAS SPENT 2 DAYS                                           U
PONDERING                                                     S
                                                              T
A QUESTION
                                                              W
  ****WHAT IS THE BIGGEST FAKE IN COUNRY MUSIC                A
                 - SHANIA TWAIN                               N
            OR DOLLY PARTON'S BREASTS?****                    T

                                                              T
I WORRY ABOUT HIM                                             O

I WORRY ABOUT ME                                              H
WORRYING ABOUT MY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH                         A
                                                              V
MMMMMMMMMMM AND SO ON                                         E

                                                              F
U KNOW THE PICTURE                                            L
OF ISOBEL WITH STUART                                         U
    IN SELECT                                                 M
WELL                                                         P
SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE MY BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND                   S

              MMMMM
        I DON'T LIKE IT
I’VE STARTED TO THINK THINGS
I SHOULDN’T THINK



MMMM
I HAVE SEEN
PART 4 OF THE BIRSEYE MICROWAVE MEAL ADS
MMM
NOT AS GOOD AS THE OTHERS

THE SON GETS TEASED BY HIS FRIENDS FOR BEING
       GIRLY
AS HE COOKS
GREAT MEALS

THEN THE SON
TRIPS ONE OF THE FRIENDS

AND EVERYONE LAUGHS AT THE KID WHO FELL

MMMMMMM
MAYBE THEY R RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS

I THINK THE NEXT ONE
  SHOULD
HAVE
       THE SON EATING HIS MEAL
                    IN HIS PAJAMAS

               WATCHING LOOSE WOMEN ON TV
        WAITING FOR NEIGHBOURS

     CRYING
            INTO HIS MEAL

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
  WELL THAT’S WHAT I DO ANYWAY


MMMMMMM


*********************************************************************
HAROLD - AN EXPLANATION IS PROBABLY LONG OVER DUE

                      - TEENWOLF (THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME)
*********************************************************************

LOVE
AND
           THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER





GEORGE             PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON
HENRY
DICKIE                                 IF U R THERE

                                              PLEASE SAVE ME





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