Sinister: a little pig goes a long way...

[Scampi]

Fancy that, I'm yet another toddler who, with a hop skip and a jump, has
dived over the stair gate into post-nursery freedom, leaving a life of
fisher price behind.  There seems to be loads of us growing up at the
moment - the more 'mature' sinister listees must have been bed hopping like
bunnies last year to generate such a baby boom, no wondering everyone seems
sooo friendly.

Anyway, I don't know much about the song, but dick slapping sounds very
painful to me, I can't imagine anybody wanting to pay for it really.  Unless
they like that sort of thing.  Perhaps it is one of lifes little puzzlers.
A bit like a friend of mine who is obsessed about her colourblind belle and
sebastian t-shirt, but she is colourblind so to her it is just a series of
dots.  Or how on earth do they got the chocolate on to malteasers with out
leaving a finger print or a flat side where they have had to put it down
while they coat the other side.  I have a simple brain, and it hurts.

Damn it, I've gone and dropped my lolipop now

love and kisses,
scampi.xx

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