Sinister: heaven was not her scene

[alix campbell]

Hallo

I am the biggest fool alive. Today I got up, donned my beautiful exclusively 
manmade fibres uniform and went to work. Then I realised it was my day off. 
I came back home again, hitting myself repeatedly round the head with a 
mallet.
Some of this may be a lie.

Well, my week may be beginning stupidly, but the weekend was nice. I’m not 
going to go into details, as it will make people jealous, and make Pam and 
Mike’s collective ego even bigger than it already is, but they do make 
lovely hostesses. Mike included. The Foxgloves are a lovely band, I am not 
their number one fan, that privilege goes to the Queen Mother of course, who 
recently in her ‘Best Two Things of my Tediously Long Life’ list, chose the 
Foxgloves and her artificial hip. In that order. I also had a long, 
*invigorating* walk through the Euston area in the middle of the night. A 
detour? Yeah, right.

It’s raining now, I’m still in my uniform and I’m bored. I could eat 
something.

I’m so bored I just scanned my feet.

Time to go and scan more things, I think.

lixi


"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's an 8 inch anal probe, silly" ~ 
DNaMagazine

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