Sinister: ba,ba,ba,ba,baw,baw,baw,baw,bawbag

Wed May 3 14:43:01 BST 2000

I'm a lot happier than last time I mailed. next year,
I've decided to travel and work round the world,
which, as I am still 17, Is quite scary, but it should
be fun. (so I'll have to unsubscribe soon, but I may
get some messages forwarded, requesting food and
shelter)

I've also cried at dumb films. I found the end of cool
running really happy/sad, if you get it.

top CHOONS!!!

1) entire delgados album, the GRATE eastern
2) your no rock and roll fun, by sleater kinney
3) the new bis material - it's got a real 80's jd
sound to it....
4) beagle man, I s'pose
5) shoot speed kill light

I've also begun to learn to drive, in me volvo s40,
brand nu. pumping stereo, but my mate gave me sum
tips. he said:

"I as been driving since I was 12, but recently me
desided to get a
real driving lisence. However, when I went for a
lesson, this ponce sat
in me car and tried to make me drive like a batty man.
Don't worrie, I
gave im a one inch punch like Bruse Lee, but because
of this, I as decided
to
pass on me driving knowlage to all ya massive for
free. Read through me
tips and than you is ready for even long trips (like
down to
McDonnalds). Wicked.

 DRIVING TIPS

 Tip 1 - Make sure your car is safe
 You is gonna lose marks if ya car is a wreck. May I
suggest you get an
 MOT first (me mate Dave will sell ya one for 20
squids - just tell im
Ali said). Also, make sure all 8 of ya speakers is
workin' at there best

(be carefull that the clutch pedel don't damage that
20" bass bin).
Tinted
windows and UV lights may also win you marks wid de
instructer.

 Tip 2 - Make sure its safe for you to drive
 Its a well known fact that if you is a woman (thats 1
in 2 people in
the UK), you will not be able to drive. Batty men
shouldn't drive
either.

 Tip 3 - Drinking and Driving
 You should never drink drive (not even if its
rainin').  You could 'it
a bump an' spill ya drink - Aye. No, me is messin',
don't do it.

 Tip 4 - Listen for your Instructer
 If you can hear your instructer shouting at you, then
your music aint
loud enough you is probably listening to the wrong
music, may I suggest
Drum and Bass.

 Tip 5 - Use the proper equipment
 When your instructer asks you to start the car,
remember that you is
 supposed to use the proper key, not a screwdriver.

 Tip 6 - Changing Gears
 This is an important part of drivin' and I hope you
is payin'
attention. There are two main gears you will use,
thats 4 and 5.  I
suggest using 5th in residental areas, and 4th if you
is driving on a
field or
somthin'.

Tip 7 - Breaking and Corners
 Breaking and corners 'ave alot in common.  You need
to be usin' the
 handbreak for both.

 Tip 8 - Correct Signaling
 Remember that the horn and headlights aint just for
gettin' the
 attention of that bitch wid de short skirt.  They is
best used to cuss
other
 drivers if they is goin' too slow (ie 90 mph).

 Tip 9 - Advanced warning signs and Speed limits
 I aint sure what these things are.  You can make
about £30 stealing
them though.  AYE!

Tip 10 - Dat's it, you is now a safe driver. You will
be able to spend
 hours sat in the carpark at MFI wid da Drum and Bass
pumpin out.
 Keep it safe, keep it real..."

so, should be speeding in no time at all. 

to all going to the glasgow meet up, bring some moey
and If I like you, you'll get a special surprise.

I'm excited about the new album.

my sys exams are coming up, but they don't matter,
cause I ain't going to uni, next year (I feel like a
waster tho', being the only person I'n thew year with
4a's and  B and no direction.)

bell rung. Maths awaits.

I['m leaving next week, probably. so no tears. I know
how you all love me so.)

chris

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