Sinister: Kebabs and Catchphrase

[Pamela Tait]

Hello.
Attempting to be general, here, as it's my first post and all.
Two topics I wish to discuss: Catchphrase and kebabs.

Catchphrase - Let's face it, it's gone downhill. Not only have they axed Roy
Walker (that silver haired sex God) but nowadays, they have this complete
knobhead with a broken leg presenting it and giving away kites as so called
prizes. And as for Mr Chips, well, he's not really a pixel star any more,
just the highlight of another dreary night in front of the box. This prick
with the stookie on gives away the most pathetic catch 'phrases' and really
just talk a load of cat-shit.

Next up on the agenda is kebabs.
I had a conversation with my good friend Cookie Brooks and we spoke of kebab
meat. My mate Angie used to reckon the meat on the roasting spit was an
elephants leg. But me and the Cookster agreed that the meat is not what is
swept up off the abbatoir floor, but what is *left* after they've swept up
various internal organs. And have you ever eaten a pie and found a small
white tube (about 1cm in length and a few mm in diameter) in the filling?
It's a cows/ sheep/ goats ear canal. I speak the truth.

I am also launching a campaign against Is**el Ca***ell from a well known
group. Leaflets will be distributed around the glasgow area with the Anti
Pigeon McNuggets message and on the reverse, a luvverly picture of a donner
kebab with Isobels face in the salad bit and the word EVIL in big nasty
black lettering a the top.

Anyway, I'm off now to maybe do something constructive rather than send shit
mails (GAWD, my first one and all!) to the sinister peeps.

Remember my name, for it is Toffeecrisp (aged 18 and on a bender)

Pamela
xxx

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I AM OBSESSED WITH BOTTLE GREEN MINI COOPERS. FEAR ME..





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