Sinister: Jen goes to the sinister picnic (subtitled: Jen goes to the pub)

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hewwo,

Yesterday I went to the sinister picnic, and met lots of people. Then I ended 
up going to the pub with them and drinking too much and getting served. And 
then people told me kind things like not to mix your drink, and how to hide 
the fact that you've been drinking from your parents, even if it did come too 
late. And Jason never did get round to explaining what eating from the bushy 
bowl meant.

I also have to thank Calum and Lisa properly because they were nice and 
helped me get home properly. 

But I can't wait for the next sinister picnic!

Today I took my friend to church, which was a mistake because she has a five 
second attention span. So she pretended to fall asleep and snore really 
really loudly, and sang rude words to the hymns. So I don't think I'll go 
with her again.

I was playing IYFS in my back garden today, a bit quietly, but then the next 
door neighbours saw that I was happy, to they put on S Club Seven at full 
blast. You could hear it all down the road. So I went for a cycle, which was 
grate fun. 

I heard FISHYCLAP as well, because Calum loaned me it, and it is grate and 
they haven't sold out at all, so we can't all go and live with aliens, but 
I'm not going to talk all about it in case The Duke eats me and I'm really 
scared of him. Maybe we could go and live with aliens anyway. My brother is 
an alien. His blood is green, well, it's not really but it should be. He 
looks like an alien-rat thingy and he picks his nose and eats it in front of 
everyone and thinks Steps are grate. Maybe Pete Waterypants has stole his 
mind and replaced it with H from step's mind. Maybe H from step's body is 
going about with my little brother's brain in it, yeah! I think H stands for 
Hiccups because I've never heard H speak but I've heard him hiccup.

I need to go and do maths homework and stop my brother from blowing up the 
world (he would and all, he think bombs are grate).

Hugs,
Jen

Ps, I was all set to use a really grate word that meant hangover, but I 
forgot it.



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