Sinister: And then I woke up...
Pamela Tait
jaffa_cakes at xxx.com
Wed May 10 15:33:59 BST 2000
Me again.
The after effects of Camel fags are still with me.
New word: Fream. It means 'dream' but in a sorta drunk, speed chatting
kinda
way.
Anyway my latest freaky fream was this:
There was this *creature* and it was a *white* crow crossed with a ferret.
It had fur and feathers. Anyway, it attacked me and, since I have a fear
of
birds, I shit my knickers. Naturally.
It had teeth inside its beak and clamped its jaws round my arm. When i
went
to yank it off my arm, I pressed its jaws and they turned into those little
crocodile clips you use in science labs. It's wings were flapping and fur
flew. Then it's face went a grassy green colour and it vanished.
Anyone had a similar fream?
Hmm, better still, anyone ever freamed about The Judderman?
Now, that's scary shit....
Ooooo, need a pint.
Pamela The Toffeecrisp
xxx
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