Sinister: Soon,at every UK newsagents

[Arantxa Sanz]

Luscious Lucy has prompted me again to pack something into your
mailboxes,so she is the one to blame if you dislike this.I have decided
lately to rely more and more on the destiny's arms, the inmorality of
publicity and the declive of the educative system as responsibles for my
failures and mistakes in life.Responsability is over...


Right after the selling-out trend has become old-fashioned,different
messages,including hers,seem actually a sort of catalogue for brisk
marketing junior assistants ready to decypher what the market demands
nowadays.It won't be long,if there is any of them crouching in
Lurkerdom,that Belle and Sebastian twee,girlie collectable stickers and
albums ad-hoc would be ready at any self-respecting cornershop in the
country,together with assorted jellies in the shape of green Isobel's
heads and pink Struan's bare torsos, probably some range of lollipops
should become available too,anything else?Lucy would not have troubles to
do her swappings at the coffee break,everybody would be rushing to get one
copy to start the game.Go figure,Pokemon!


Not to talk about the infinite possibilities suggested by the UNIFORM's
followers.Hot pants in dark green with a smart pattern of golden B&S's
printed all over in Louis Vuitton/Loewe style for the most sophisticated,
Miss Selfridge's version of 'the Foxy jacket', or socks with little buses
and trams.

Sure these commercial operations would provide the needed boost into this
household name to support the fanciful footwear shopping.When will we find
'I' at the newsagent? I reckon there will be some foxes featured in the
first cover.


Arantxa






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