Sinister: enforcement action... yes, action

[Damon Seils]

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SINISTER BUREAU OF ENFORCEMENT
Division of Body Parts
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CITATION #  A-4137600-1
DATE        Tue 9 May 2000 21:04:15 +1200


NAME        Harry Hunt
ID #        jamesmcsuperman at hotmail.com
POST        Banal, but wit da B&S content ting


VIOLATION Sinister Administrative Code (SAC) 0001
"mention any part of your body in a mail to the list"

SAC-0001 BODY PART ---> "twee TITS"


Within 30 days of the issuance of this citation, send a faintly rude or
unfocused picture of the SAC-0001 Body Part listed above* to the Sinister
Bureau of Enforcement, Division of Body Parts, North Carolina, USA
[honey at missprint.org]. Failure to respond will result in a fine not to
exceed the submission of two (2) additional body parts to the Bureau, and
imprisonment in a Sinister "Correctional" Facility for a period not to
exceed 30 days. Also, you will become the object of merciless tartiness in
#sinister.


http://www.missprint.org/cgi-bin/photo.cgi?gallery=bodyparts


ISSUING OFFICER
Damo Enforcer
Director, Division of Body Parts


* Voluntary donations of body parts are welcome. 0001a: "All contributions
strictly anonymous, unless you blab."

 

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