Sinister: Not really worth reading to be honest

[Robin Stout]

Hey Kids!

	Snow Patrol were on Mark and Lard's Pop Upstairs 
Downstairs last night, and they won. Props to them for being so well 
turned out, they really looked quite respectable. They were all as 
well scrubbed and fresh faced as matron when she went to Beachy 
Head.
	This morning I recieved my free "Inventor's Kit" that I'd 
phoned up for after seeing an advert for it on telly. It's not as 
impressive as it sounds. Just a laminated piece of nonsense about 
how important inventing things is - "We need inventors. We need 
people like you." - and two sheets of paper, one for you to write 
about what your invention is, and the other, covered in handy 
squares, for you to draw your invention on. Does anyone have any 
ideas for an invention I could send off to these people? The more 
rubbish the better, I think. Like an inflatable toaster, or a cardboard 
dog. The future needs inventors like me.

	Robin x
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