Sinister: The Naked Chief

[Robin Stout]

<bold>Paula Cullen shouted:


> WHAT A JIP!!!!!

> he's NOT NAKED AT ALL!!!!

> disappointment is NOT the word, girls.

> perhaps if Jamie lost some of that superfluous clothing, i could find fish

> pies and the like *interesting*.... let meee seee that thong jamie......


       We were watching The Naked Chef last night and I was 
wondering why it was that they always cut out half of what Jamie is 
saying. I said that it's probably because in those bits he's saying 
rude things, so we had some fun filling in the gaps by shouting 
"cock biscuits" whenever they cut for no reason. Then someone else 
suggested that maybe in those bits he's actually getting naked (he 
is the naked chef), and the camera always cuts just before he drops 
his trousers and displays his naked chief. If this is true, maybe 
Paula should try and get her hands on the uncut version. The idea's 
certainly put me off trying any of Jamie's creamy curry, that's for 
sure.


</bold>       About Steven Wells saying that B+S weren't rebellious, the last

<bold>time I looked, being rebellious meant going against the mainstream,

and seeing as today's mainstream is Oasis and Robbie's rock by 
numbers, I think Belle and Sebastian are about as rebellious as you 
can get. As for Primal Scream, I remember reading somewhere that 
Bobby Gillespie's main argument for his type of politics was that it 
was like being in a gang. He wants to wear his politics as his 
fucking gang colours. In the same article he blamed all sorts of 
things on capitalism, like claiming it had messed up his head with 
too many drugs. Well, actually, Bobby, I think someone else is to 
blame for that, you know?


       Bluddy 'ell. Youn wrote, with rather distressing accuracy;


></bold><smaller><smaller>Robin's posts always seem to be out of the twenties or thirties 
>when ...most everybody lived in a small town and there was this 
>grocer boy and a village green and bright sunshine and walking by 
>the river...


       Funnily enough I do come from a small town with a river, and 
it's a place where you can provoke all types of abuse from the 
townies just from something innocuous, like wearing a blue suit, or 
wearing plimsols instead of trainers. That's rebellion, kids.


sorry for being angry


Robin x<bold><bigger><bigger>

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