Sinister: she'd overdosed on magazines

[marie elia]

dearest sinisterites.

laurallew and julie both posting in one day?!
i'm inspired!

right so...  blah blah legal man blah blah.
and i fookin' Luv winter wooskie and if 
anyone disagrees they gots Me to deal with,
okay?  i think i've said that before.  but i'll
say it again.  there.  content.  enjoy.

so on national twee picnic day, when y'all 
were eating sandwiches or crisps and 
getting sloshed in pubs and dancing the 
night away, i was in loverly boston, signing
a lease which binds me to pay rent for the 
next year or so.  which means, i need a job.
since i was an english major, this means i'll
be whoring myself at an ad agency or some
such place.  or asking if you'd "like fries 
with that."  who are the boston listees, eh?
give a shout out!  especially cambridge 
area ones.

right right.  so miss julie and miss megan 
are galavanting away in europe... props
for the post card, dears!  and honey, too!
for yr lil milkmaid-love message ;)   it was
a milkmaid day!  what with laura appearing
and all.  laura, dear, i believe that honey 
once mentioned KNITTING needles in a 
post a while back.  are you ready to rile up 
the crocheting troops and rough up the 
knitters a bit??   hookers unite!

okay, on a somber note.... at the request of
the divine miss scarlet, this press release is
hereby, erm, released:
_____________________________________

"Erica would like to issue the following
Statement"

'Hello peeps, I feel a bit bad, as this is rather 
like leaving a note on the Kitchen table - I've 
left the list. Resisting the urge to leave on 
bad terms, I can only say Sinister has done 
so much for me, I would never fault it, it gave 
me confidence, but was also quick to take it 
away again. I'm sure some of you will see me 
around, and I know I'll poke my head around 
the door again, but for now, I'm just going to 
go, because I'm not staying. If you'd like to 
contact me, my address is 
macarthur at btinternet.com. 
Scarlet, signing off,
Love,
Erica
x
_____________________________________

/me bows her head for a moment of silence.

i'll miss yr sparkly kitten-heeled posts 
Immensely, dear.  but erica does make almost-
daily appearances in #sinister, as should all of
you.  so get out of the office, and into the chat
room, y'all.

erm, props and shout outs to mark c. just cuz.  
and my usual beckoning to lesley jo to make 
an appearance, damnit.  and mad lovins to all
new people because i bet you're all sweet and
wonderful.  oh, and jared, get off yr striped-
trousered arse and post something.

and i have to say, without going into detail i 
guess because i wouldn't do it justice, but a
while ago the duke wrote a post called 
"getting old and losing threads," and it was
very long, but i read it a few times, and i 
thought about it all day long.  i don't know
what i finally thought, but it made me think
a lot, and i think that's good.  go back and 
read it.

crikey this post was crap.  oh oh!  i'd almost 
forgotten....  Ree's Alcoholic Lesson #23:
(having just recently experience my last week
of college, i have many lessons to share)....

1) 3 whiskeys, 2 scotches, and some beer in  
the course of 2 hours will make you vom.
especially if you are a vegetarian and 
happen to *accidentally* in yr drunken 
stupor eat meat.

2) wine before hard alcohol allows you to 
drink more and eases the vom factor.

3) it's bad news to start ordering 2 drinks at
a time just because you have trouble 
getting the bartender's attention.

4) you know you're an alcoholic when yr
fave bartender includes you on his guest
list for a party he has for his "regulars."

right right.

give you my lovin, seven days a week...
i'll be a honey, if you'll be sweet...

xoxo,
ree



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            "to me she was just marie."  -mersault
"hearts don't break/ the division is innate" -secret stars

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