Sinister: Jerry Singer

[Robin Stout]

Hello

       If you were listening, you may remember that I wrote a few days 
ago about my Inventor's Kit that I'd sent off for. Well, yesterday the 
wonderful world of invention turned scary.

       I was doing the washing up when the phone rang. The voice on 
the other end was a very well spoken American, sounding a little like 
Troy McClure.
      "Hi I'm from the Inventor's Agency. I'd like to know if you have 
an invention you want to send us."
      "Er, well, I hadn't thought about it really"
      At first I thought it was a practical joke, but he took me through 
the forms I'd been sent, told me lots of official sounding things to fill 
in and I decided that if it was a joke it was far too clever for any of 
my friends. So I started to get scared. Actually, there was one thing 
that was a bit strange. He told me to write a number on the form, and 
then to write his name which was Jerry "With a J" Singer.
      "Jerry Singer?" I asked, "Are you sure?"
      "Yes," he replied, in a voice like he'd heard it a hundred times 
before, "Not Jerry Springer"
      So I had my doubts, but it was all too uncanny not to be true. 
Then he told me that he'd phone back in two days, to see if I've had 
any ideas about my invention. So now I have a dilemma. Either I 
think of an amazing invention in two days or I admit to him that I'm 
just a silly boy who phoned up for his Inventors Kit as a joke. I'm not 
looking forward to either option. Oh well, it's my own fault I suppose.


      feeling like a dufus

            Robin x



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