Sinister: Dung Beetles Do It Backwards

[Peter Miller]

That Blake's Seven adult content mailing list sounds good, doesn't it? I bet
it's all stuff like "Phwoooar! I wouldn't mind slipping K-9 a length!",
things like that.

There are dung beetles near our new house, but the lack of high quality dung
producers such as elephants and wildebeest means they have to make do with
dog poo. They push it along with their hind legs, perhaps to avoid the
overpowering stench. I wasn't really expecting dung beetles.

Which bloke from Ally McBeal looks like Stuart? Please make reference to
plotlines, because I don't know their names, apart from Ally's flatmate,
Reenie.

I still haven't heard "Legal Man" but I have read the NME. Seemed quite
reasonable to me, I wouldn't read too much into it if I were you. That's
Katrina in that photo, you know. How come Beans isn't laughing? Did Rolling
Rock pay to have their beer on the table? No one seems to be drinking it.
And so on and so forth. I haven't really got anything to add, except I think
people should write to the NME if they feel strongly enough, regardless of
whether or not it gets a sarcastic reply. At least it will give the
peculiarly deranged fanbase something to talk about.

Speaking of which, congratulations Amanda and Steve, and a hearty slap on
the back for Big Arthur Bergman too. Also belated congratulations to Adrian
and his Kate for getting each other pregnant.

I thought it was very nice to hear from Fluffy Sarah.

Peter

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