Sinister: Having Scored A Trillion Dollars

[Vicki Rider]

Hello everybadhee!! (Hi Dr. Nick!)

Ahhhh, the finals are done and school's really over. I really don't believe
it, I feel as though I'll have to get up at 6:45 any day now and have to
listen to my teacher's half-assed pontifications on why reading stale
textbook poetry
is "good for you". (Yes, Mrs. Golab, a poem about a shipwreck by Henry
Wadsworth Longfellow is much more relevant to today's high school kids than,
say, Allen Ginsberg's "America").

But the last day of school is always a bit sad. I was asking a kid in my
math class what he received on his final, and suddenly a friend of his with
the neatest light blue hair gave me a hug (maybe he just liked my Mick
Jagger shirt). Then I had a pang of "Awwww, I'm gonna miss these kids."

Another Sinister shirt slogan: "It's not easy being twee"

I'm sure people are tired about putting their two cents in about Legal Man
("Why is is a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in?
Someone's making a penny." Sorry, I couldn't resist), so I'll keep my
comments brief:
Marvellous. Winter Wooskie is absolutely beautiful if a bit short. Legal Man
is pure
fun. JIADS is great.

Record Highs in the Valley of the Sun: 114-116 degrees! Please tell me that
I'm in that one Twilight Zone episode and that this is a dream, and it's
really quite cold. I'd do my raindance in the garage but I'd give the soles
of my feet third-degree burns.

I met my first pedestrian B+S fan. I'm sure it won't surprise any of you
that B+S fans in Phoenix are few and far between, so when the shy waitress
at the campus branch of Souper! Salad said "Oh I like your badge (the 369
Seconds of Light one). I just love Belle & Sebastian!" I was shocked and
delighted.

>What terrible things are going to befall us all if
>'teeny poppers' get "into" them?  I'm hoping for the weeny-bopper fanbase
to
>expand, myself.

Are you kidding Nick? Don't you remember those teenyboppers (the girls that
end their name in "i" because ys are ugly) in high school? Once they get
wise of the Sinister list they'll clog up our inbox with messages like "Oh,
Stuart looks SOOOO cute with that earring on the NME cover." and "Who are
The Smiths?"

7 days till the new album................................................

Ciao!
Rachel W.  :-)

"Your brogues are crap, mate. Look, mine are the proper sort."


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