Sinister: Who is that Girl in the Red Dress and Why Does She Keep Calling M e Andrew?

[Hester, Mark (ELS)]

>which b&s song would be the best to conga to?  "legal man" might be up
>there amongst the front runners, but i suspect that "she's losing it"
>would be the ultimate b&s conga song.  why not try it next time you
>play tigermilk?  unless you are driving at the time - that would be
>dangerous.

How about 'Me and the Major'?  Actually that's probably better to can-can
to....


>is that "working on" in a "tied to a chair and beaten with some rubber
>hosing" sort of way?  what could these poor woodland creatures have
>done to warrant such actions?  you'll probably be attaching kittens to
>kites next, you sicko.
which is probably why The World's Smallest Kite is on sale at present on the
streets of Oxford.  Far too small to support the weight of a kitten!  I saw
a dog flying a kite once at Wittenham Clumps.

>and who ARE the smiths anyway?

>a load of cobblers, natch.

Mark.
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