Sinister: Unleash the Dragon

[Peter Miller]

They're very weedy sounding congas, I bet they're bongos after all.  I
bought "Legal Man" today, at vastly inflated import prices. That's Katrina
in that photo, you know. I think B&S have booked their place on the next
Austin Powers soundtrack all right. It reminds me of Peter Sellers in "The
Party". Tomorrow I'm going to rap over it, Jamiroquai style, to see if it
gets any better. "Dick Slap" is a bit better. It reminds me of Denim, only
with loose stools. I refuse to listen to "Winter Wooskie". Northern Soul
rave-up, eh? I was a regular at the legendary Digbeth Casino in the early
seventies, and they didn't have no fucking sitars.

Has anyone noticed that "Thong Song" superstar Sisqo's name is a contraction
of Sister Disco? Well it is, and he has to pay me royalties - 10p every time
he grabs his grollocks. That's fifteen quid for every "Ready Steady Go"
appearance.

There's a bra shop underneath our new flat - can anyone lend me a periscope?

Sister Disco

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