Sinister: For Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Delaware Listees

[Meredith57 at xxx.com]

Dear Neighbor,

I am going to the shore next week, and I just thought to myself, how about a 
pickityshnickty for us? Yes? No? In any case, I will be on the beach in 
Avalon on June 10, and if I happen to see you there (wink wink, say no more, 
say no more) then, well, perhaps we could meet. (I have to confess, every 
single time that I write that I will meet someone I think in the back of my 
head that I will "meat" them... oh, I'm sorry to have burdened you with that. 
Try to forget it.) I know this is short notice but it would be tons of fun. 
We could party late into the night, dancing to the undanceable tunes of our 
beloved pop stars and throwing back some cold ones.

So that's the plan. I'll be there. Will you? Please email me if you would 
like to join me, and I'll give you the exact place so that you don't have to 
scour the entire beach looking for a stunning buxom blond in a black bikini. 
(Because, my friend, you will never find me that way!) I will bring FISHYCLAP 
and a stereo, as well as a few beautiful friends and Amy, my little blue 
ferret. (She likes the beach but she does not like the ocean.)  

With Trepidation,

Meredith
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