Sinister: All kinds of everything

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hewwo,

Ooh, lots of things have been happening to me.

I got punched in the face by a hard kid, because I tried to answer her back.

I went to a wild and mental party, and drank lots of rum. I stayed up nearly 
all night (except for the part where I passed out and when I woke up it was 
dark and I had to use a light up vibrator thingy as a torch). 

I made everyone look at the friend bear website by using my feminine wiles to 
take over the computer and delete all the porn. I also went out in the rain, 
and there was a lot of alcohol. And I got a three-day hangover which was not 
pleasant.

 And I played strip chess, but the cunning plan was that I beat everyone and 
they all got naked and I didn't, because I decided to make up the rules which 
meant that everyone took their clothes off except me because I was too 
embarassed and all the boys wore nightdresses. Which was grate fun. In a sort 
of sick way. 

There was a boy called Ross there, and he went paralytic and his mum marched 
round to the house for him and he tried to come on to her, because he ws so 
drunk.

On Hallow'een, I dressed up as Little Red Riding Hood (cause I have my cape 
hee hee), and it was fun, though I had to hide from some hard kids who wanted 
to beat me up for dressing up (because they didn't understand that it was 
Hallow'een).

Also in special honour of Hallow'een I brought a wand to school, but someone 
masturbated with it in computing class (and the teacher looked like he was 
going to join in) so now I'm not so sure about wands and school.

I put myself up for auction in the B&S thing, but I don't think anyone's 
bidded (is that a word)  for me yet...

I'm also making my very own website on angelfire. But until then the 
temporary thingy is at www.expages.com/mmmhowqueer. It's very pants and has 
only one page, but it's because everyone's been nagging at me to get 
something put up while i'm making the thing. I'm utterly useless with 
computers, so it's really moke-ish.

I think Stuart Murdoch would taste like butterscotch if you ate him. And 
Isobel Campbell would taste of vanilla. And Chris Geddes would taste of dark 
chocolate. And Mick Cooke would taste of strawberry jam. And Sarah Martin 
would taste of ready salted crisps. And Stevie Jackson would taste of eggs. 
And Richard Colburn would taste of those little jelly lips you used to get 
that tasted a bit like shampoo.

I will go now,

Hugs,
Jen





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