Sinister: Sex Dwarf

[Joe.Ballard at xxx.uk]

Hey Listerines!

It's my second-to-last-day at my hateful job and ***HEY*** I'm as happy as
a toad in the hole.  Infact I'm the happiest toad in the whole hole! Jobs
are pretty much all hateful - I know - but there's something delicious
about having a new job, just like nu shooz and grate new albums.

Gratest new album (even though it's nigh-on twenty years old) has to be
Soft Cell 'Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret'.  Bought it last week and it's the
dog's whiskers! It even has a song on it called 'sex dwarf' that is
*actually* about a sex dwarf. Obviously you knew where you stood in them
days. (Yeah - about three feet tall and dressed top to toe in black rubber.
Arf!)

These days I find everything dead confusing and regularly forget where and
how I stand.  This is why I subscribe to la list de la Sinistere.  I luv my
list cos: It's a non-stop stream of stridently uncommon sense in a world
that has turned into a pasty tasteless mush.  It's oh-so global (hello New
Zealand!) yet pushes on all your local buttons (i.e. the buttons in your
heart labelled Belle & Sebastian).  And it gives us all relief from
death-by-spreadsheet at work / death-by-essay at college / death-by-Lara
Croft at home and is SO much better than rubbish Fwd jokes and chain
letters and often even the telly.  And it allows me to impress my friends
by talking knowledgeably about (for example) the Magnetic Fields even
though I've only heard ONE of their songs. AND it's a wonderful way to make
new friends.  Hello new friends!

                               ***CONTENT***
There can be no real content because as far as I can see there's nothing
really going on, but....... I was looking at the luvverly piccies of Isobel
in Select magazine and I thought "Hang on just a minute!" cos all the pics
were of the left side of her visage and isn't that a trifle vain a la
Mariah "Scary" Carey?  But happily I was wrong cos if you look harder
there's one of her *right* side too, and that's just as luvverly as the
left one, so all is well and I will sleep soundly tonight.
                           ***END OF CONTENT***

Well that's it.  I've run out.

Keep the fun coming!

luv JOE x

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