Sinister: I'm just off to bid in the auction...

[Robin Stout]

Hello

	I haven't been doing much recently, just getting wet and 
catching colds. The little town of Bewdley, where I live, is on telly all 
the time at the moment, because it's flooded, and there's a man 
there who's put his furniture on stilts, apparently. Ah, you see, we 
haven't forgotten these country crafts. We remember the days of 
table-leg tax, when stilts were all the rage. My little town is a 
backward place really, but it's always on telly when it floods. I think 
it's because Steve Lee, the sports reporter lives there. And Rusty 
Lee (no relation) too . The only other time we're on telly is when 
lions escape from the safari park, or all their monkeys have to be 
shot to contain an epidemic of monkey fever. It's true - they shot 
150. Bastards.

	I went to a talk yesterday, given by a Japanese lady. She kept 
talking about her friend who lives in "my chest hair". That's my 
chest hair near Leeds, apparently.


	Life would be much easier if I wasn't a biscuit. I go a bit soggy 
around the edges sometimes, especially in this weather.

Robin.
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