Sinister: If Wishes Could Be Kisses

[Pauline L. Shivers]

Hello the Land of Sinister!

So, have you missed me? You have no other choice
really but miss me! It's been a while since my last
post and life has been generous to me as ever!
Oh I've been so busy! I was running around with
Althea's cousin and my cousin too, as I found out,
little Violette Marie de Mesforets! I told you about
her, didn't I? she's so sweet!
We went shopping in Prague! this girl seems to be so
demure!! but really, appearences are deceiving!
So, we went shopping just me and Violette because
Althea is really busy with the boyfriend Egon! Her
parents were away to a trip to Paris for the weekend
so we had a party at her house! You can't imagine what
happened there! Of course my sweet Daniel was there
and I spent the whole weekend with him! He's too sweet
to me actually and I do like my boys to have an edge,
if you know what I mean! So, I'm getting a bit bored
with him... true love is yet to come? I don't know.
Violette came to my house to get dressed up for the
party and pack some clothes as we were going to spend
the weekend at Althea's house!! I swear, we spent more
time trying to decide what underwear we should wear
and take with us than trying to figure out what to
wear for the party... finally, Violette decided she
should wear a white semi-transparent dress... mind,
she wore a nice slip underneath!I told you she is very
shy! 
And I wore the latest possession of my wardrobe, a
very nice silk grey dress; the thing with this dress
is that it looks very conservative if you look at it
from the front, but, well, if I turn you can see that
my whole back is naked! anyway, I thought I should
wear this dress no matter what! I paid a fortune for
it, didn't I? The tricky part was underwear! I wore
black stockings, that's all I'm going to tell you
because if I said anything more honey would kick me
from this list and suggest I should go to another one,
more, erm, adult! And yes, we were ready for the
party!
Big Aunt Myrtles was very worried but I told her that
every aristocratic sprout from Prague was going to be
there and she loves Violette also, so, she finally
gave her permission! Cousin Theodor came with us; I
think Violette likes him a lot; she doesn't know he's
gay yet, and to be honest, he doesn't show it! I think
I have to fill her in with every naughty detail! To be
honest it'd be great if Violette married Theodor;
she's so sweet and he is too! they'd love each other
and look after each other and will lead different
sexual lives! what's wrong with that? nothing
methinks! And we'll get rid of this french horsefaced
floosy too!
So, we went to the party! everyone was there! I saw
this very cute waiter and started talking with him; he
told me he was a poor art student who was doing this
job occasionally and asked me to go to his studio to
see his work! I agreed of course!! I haven't lost it
yet, have I? There was a very intense moment between
the two of us actually which reinforced my desire to
go and visit him at his studio! At one moment he
dropped something on the floor whilst we were talking;
so, he kneeled down to pick it up and whilst he was
getting up he hair was rubbed against my legs; then he
raised his eyes and looked at me! I'm telling you he
took my breath away; and it all looked so innocent!!
Daniel was standing by my side when this happened and
he didn't realise anything! He thinks my "association"
with the lower classes is something admirable and
extremely sweet!! So, who can blame me then?
But something very weird happened to my little
Violette! I guess she's very flirtatious without even
realising it! She was talking with this mexican guy
whose father runs a mobile phone company in Mexico and
sent him over to Europe because of a scandal he caused
when he was caught with the wife of his partner; she
was 20 years older than him! Imagine! Anyway, Violette
was talking with him about stuff and told him she had
always wanted to visit Mexico, so he gave her his
address and told her she could visit whenever she
wanted to! She leaned over to write her phone number
in his phone book when he started biting and kissing
her neck!! I don't know why or how this happened but I
can tell you that Violette didn't like it a bit! She
ran to Theodor who got really protective and tried to
punch the guy on the face but thankfully we avoided
the fight!
Egon was there snogging and dancing with Althea! He
brought me a glass of champagne whilst I was leaning
against the balcony door and asked me how I was etc
etc; I said I was fine and then he said sliding his
hand on my back "you know Pauline, you were always my
first choice"!! And I was so shocked that couldn't
help myself. I just turned to face him - and of course
make him take his hand off my back - and said "Well,
you were never mine! You conceited bastard!" Violette
who witnessed the whole scene came running to me
asking what happened. Now the problem is how we are
going to tell Althea! 
When the party was over, or at least, almost over, as
these parties never end, we went to our rooms. But not
before I take the cute waiter's address! 
We could hear Egon and Althea doing whatever they were
doing! I really cannot understand how Althea fell for
a 'new money' bloke! We were always saying that it's
so much better to be with a commoner than with a new
money guy!
You see, being with a commoner has certain romantic
parametres; makes you look like one of these heroines
in french literature, you know! But being with new
money, well, it's just a disgrace!
The rest of the weekend passed in a harmonic way, at
least on the surface! we went horseriding and Althea
and Violette had a quite intense argument about the
way a lady should be riding her horse; side riding or
normal riding? Violette is side riding and she always
wears these long velvet black dress with a white lace
slip! she looks dreamy! I like riding the proper way!
I think it's more exciting!
Egon kept away from me for the rest of the weekend and
we didn't see the mexican bloke again!
I'm going to the artist-waiter's studio tonight! He's
expecting me! Just the thought of him!! Oh anyway, I
just hope aunt Myrtles learns nothing about it!


               Pauline L. Shivers


that makes sinister all quivers
she's that aristocratic slag
who lives and reigns in Prague



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