Sinister: maine morning main line

[lisa morrison]

slap my hand. i have a bad habit of being direct.
talk myself into big trouble with more ease than falling blindfolded into a 
hole...
I VOTED NADER.
  to whoever commented...but i put one hand over my mouth and refuse to
  talk politics. i am the master of making enemies and number 1 on my
  list of "how to..."'s is
         1. talk politics.
  you can all thank me privately for sparing you my wrath. yeah and i
  see those fingers pointing, kids snickering...bitch bitch. at least i
  wear it well.

promised i'd update the lot of you if one of my mental buildings came 
crashing down again...but i forgot and you (well, most of you) missed
the grand display. just call me the drama queen...pass me the velvet
curtain and sob by my side as i heave one last pathetic and over-breathed 
breath...its rather amusing really...next time i'll put it on video tape and 
charge 3 easy installments of 39.99 a pop...limited supplies. get yrs while 
they last...soundtrack includes pj harvey, pj harvey and pj harvey with 
special guest (that would be the disarming...)
lisa (ahem...that would be me) sobbing tragically in the backround.
its a fabulous peice...pj and i work well together...(pish-is this me?)

waiting to be swept off my feet all heeled and booted by some
dashing sinister boy...i won't be holding my breathe. i'm know to breathe 
rather heavy on a regular basis, anyhow. more along the lines of darth vadar 
than jenna jameson...and i know more than one listee who can attest to 
that...(pish)...

but i'm spent. something like a cigarette. cast me off to the ashtray
darlings....
the quasi-ideal
-lisa
   oh oh oh
   port e bell a.....say it like it rhymes
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