Sinister: BOXING FOR HONEY (GIRLS! GIRLS ! GIRLS!)
GEORGE HENRY DICKIE
sad_fluffy_ghd at xxx.com
Tue Nov 14 19:08:47 GMT 2000
A LITTLE GIRL
B
YER E
SHE WEARS THE CORRECT SHOES I
AND THEY POINT IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION N
G
NO TIME TO BE HAPPY
NEED TO BE EXACT
STYLE H
FASHION A
ART P
I THINK THEREFORE I AM P
SMART Y
IN BED
SHE LAY NEXT TO ME
ASLEEP I
S
I WANTED TO TALK
I LAY MY HEAD ON HER BELLY
A TEAR STARTED TO ROLL FROM MY EYE
B
MMMMM E
MAGICALLY I
THE TEAR FELL FROM MY FACE N
G
AND SPLASHED INTO HER
BELLY BUTTON
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM S
E
IT REMINDED ME OF L
WHEN I WAS A KID F
AND MY DAD GAVE ME A 2 PENCE PIECE I
TO THROW INTO A WISHING WELL S
THAT H
WE FOUND
ON ONE OF THOSE LONELY FAMILY WALKS
I ASKED MY DAD IF
I WOULD
GET CHANGE
FROM THE 2P
MY DAD SAID D
*DON'T BE STUPID
U
JUST THROW THE MONEY INTO THE WELL AND MAKE A WISH*
I IGNORED HIM
THREW IN THE 2P
AND WISHED FOR CHANGE
E
MMMMMMMM
WE ALL WISH FOR CHANGE DON'T WE?
LUCKYLY MY CHILDHOOD MEMORY MOMENT
WAS STOPPED BY A VOICE
TYPE NOISE
HOWEVER
SHE WAS STILL ASLEEP A
MMMM WHERE DID THIS VOICE COME FROM?
AMAZINGLY IT WAS FROM HER
BELLY BUTTON
BB - HELLO
HEN
T
GHD - HELLO
BB - WHY ARE YOU
NOT ASLEEP?
GHD - MMMMMM NOT SURE
I WANTED TO TALK WITH HER
BUT SHE WENT TO SLEEP
MMM DO U TALK WITH HER?
BB - YES
SHE TELLS ME EVERYTHING
WE ARE VERY CLOSE
GHD - YES I CAN SEE THAT
MMMMMMMMM
SO WHAT DO I CALL U?
H
BB - WHATEVER U WANT
GHD - I WILL CALL U BELLE
BELLE - YES ERRRR
I WILL CALL YOU SEBASTIAN
THAT WAY IF YOU REPORT THIS CONVERSATION ON THE LIST
YOU CAN FOOL THE SCROLL KIDS INTO THINKING
THAT IT HAS SOME SORT OF B&S CONTENT
SEBASTIAN - I LIKE THE WAY U THINK
MMMMM SO WHAT CAN U
TELL ME ABOUT HER
MMM SHE DOESN'T TELL ME MUCH
BELLE - SHE ISN'T LIKE U THINK SHE IS
SHE HIDES THE REAL HER FROM YOU
SHE LIKES CONTROL
SEBASTIAN - MMM WELL YER I KNOW THAT
SHE HAS TOTAL CONTROL OF ME
SHE WON'T TALK TO ME UNLESS
I AM WEARING MY DR WHO (TOM BAKER) Y-FRONTS
AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS A KOOOL IDEA
I MEAN THE Y-FRONTS R KOOOL
U CAN STRECH THEM
AND MAKE TOM BAKER'S FACE LOOK FUNNY
BUT THE KOOOOL GAME IS THE HARDEST GAME
ONCE IN MMMM THERE IS LITTLE CHANCE TO ESCAPE
IT LEADS TO AN EMPTY LONELY LIFE
BELLE - WHAT ARE YOU B
TALKING ABOUT SEBASTIAN? E
I
N
G
SEBASTIAN - MMM BELLE EVERY OTHER ACTION
EVERY OTHER WORD
MUST BE KOOOOOOOOOOOOL
MMMM PRESSURE
BELLE - I THOUGHT YOUR EVERY OTHER WORD S
WAS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM A
D
SEBASTIAN - MMMM THAT'S TRUE
BELLE - WHAT DOES MMMMMM MEAN?
SEBASTAIN - MMMM IT REPRESTENS LOST LOVES I
LOST THOUGHTS ETC S
BELLE - REALLY?
SEBASTIAN - MMM NOT SURE
BUT IT SOUNDS KOOOOL
BELLE - SEBASTIAN ERRR WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP
TRYING TO BE KOOOL
B
E
I
N
SEBASTAIN - MMM K THAT SOUNDS KOOOL G
MMMM LOOK BELLE
I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HER
TELL ME ABOUT HER
THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING NOWHERE
BELLE - WELL THAT IS YOUR FAULT
BUT I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT HER
ERRR FOR A START SHE DOESN'T LIKE B&S
SHE THINKS THEY ARE DRY LIKE PUFF PASTERY I
ALSO N
SHE IS INTO HEAVY METAL D
AND LINE DANCING U
L
G
SEBASTIAN - WOW MMMMMM E
MMMM OUR RELATIONSHIP IS A LIE N
GIRLS CAN BE CONFUSING T
MMMMM HEY MMMMMM
HANK MY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH
MMM HE LIKES LINE DANCING
BELLE - OH PLEASE TELL ME
YOUR NOT STILL TALKING TO YOUR TOOTHBRUSH
IT ISN'T HEALTHY
IT IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE
BE CAREFUL
SEBASTIAN - HOW DARE U
TALK ABOUT HANK IN THAT WAY
BELLE - SORRY
ERRR HOW IS HE?
SEBASTIAN - FINE MMM
HE HAS A CRUSH ON NEKO CASE
HE WANTS TO BE
ONE OF HER BOYFRIENDS
MMM HE THINKS HE HAS A CHANCE
BECAUSE ON THE BACK OF HER LP
JUST BEHIND NEKO THERE IS A SINK
MMM WITH A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE
BUT NO TOOTHBRUSH IN SIGHT
MMMM HANK IS BEGGING ME
TO SEND HIM BY POST TO HER
MMM BUT I WOULD MISS HANK
MMMMM BUT I SUPPOSE IT IS A KOOOL IDEA
BELLE - I LIKE NEKO CASE
SEBASTIAN - LOVELY
MMMMMMMMMM FORGET NEKO
BACK TO THE SUBJECT BELLE
MMMMMMMM
DOES SHE LOVE ME
CARE FOR ME
LIKE ME
ETC
BELLE - NO
SHE ONLY LOVES
CAMEL CIGS
ERRRRR I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP NOW
YOUR RIGHT
THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING NOWHWERE
SEBASTIAN - MY LIFE IS OVER
MMMMMMMM
AM I BORING U
BELLE - MMMMMMM
SEBASTIAN - YER U GOT THE HANG OF IT
GOOD APPLICATION
BELLE - MMM WHATEVER
YOU CAN ASK ME ONE MORE QUESTION ABOUT HER
THEN I MUST SLEEP
MAKE IT GOOD
SEBASTIAN - MMMMM K MMM
LAST NIGHT WHEN WE WATCHED TEENWOLF
AND SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT
MMMM WAS SHE LYING?
MMM DOES SHE SECRETLY LOVE TEENWOLF?
BELLE - MMMM YER SHE WAS LYING
SHE SECRETLY HATED IT
MMM APART FROM THE BIT WHEN HE TURNS INTO A WOLF
SEBASTIAN - MMMMM GOODNIGHT
MMM AFTER
THIS CONVERSATION ENDED
MMM BELLE WENT TO SLEEP
MMMM AND SO DID I
MMMM I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I DREAMT THAT NIGHT
MM BUT IF I DID
MMM IT WOULD OF PROBABLY INVOLVED A PINK GRAPEFRUIT
AND NIGELLA LAWSON IN SOME WAY
MMMM STRANGELY
AFTER THAT NIGHT
OUR RELATIONSHIP BLOSSOMED
FOR A FEW SHORT MONTHS
HOWEVER
SOMETHING OUT OF MY CONTROL HAPPENED
AND
THE RELATIONSHIP WAS TERMINATED
MMM THINKING ABOUT IT NOW
IT SEEMS QUIET FUNNY
BUT AT THE TIME
IT WAS DEVASTATING
MMMM
WHAT HAPPENED
WAS ...........
MY
TOM BAKER Y-FRONTS
REGENERATED INTO PETER DAVISON
BOXER SHORTS
MMMMM
MMMM YER
THAT IS WHERE I HAVE BEEN
MMMM I MISS THAT BELLY BUTTON
WOW
GHD
2000
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