Sinister: Yes, but who is Tom Hanks?

[weejay]

Ah, good morning Sinisterinosters, I hope life is treating you all 
well. Mine seems to be looking up in a strange way since I 
discovered little cute pretentious girl was just a bit dull under the 
reserved exterior. Yes, mere minutes after I realised I had no 
interest in her at all, Tom Hanks turned up at the Rhino Club and 
whisked her off her feet, then accompanied her back to my house 
and later took her back to who-knows-where after smoking my 
gear. If only life tied up so well regularly. I'm hoping Ally Sheedy 
will be there next time waiting for me at the bar with a crisp & 
rainbow dust sandwich but someone told me she's a lesbian so 
she probably wouldn't be interested... ...unless I told her all about 
how I'm a tweedyke-girl trapped in a fopp's body. But she's 
probably heard that a million times before.

The 'Kid A' debate rumbles on, I see. I liked it, actually, but I like 
Warp Records stuff and that's what it sounds like. Sort of. I know 
someone who's signed to Warp (In some kind of subsidiary way) 
and knows Squarepusher and Chris Cunningham. Last Friday I 
bumped into him and he'd gone insane in a frighteningly literal 
sense. I thought he was just joking for a few miniutes but then I 
saw a manic gleam in his eyes I'd never seen before and had to 
step away. Then he had a go at a few people for random things and 
scared a few girls (don't know how). Then he followed us most of 
the way home (we didn't realise who that hooded figure behind us 
was until we were nearly there). It's sad really, he needs help but 
we're all afraid of him now.

On a more cheerful note my housemate got sent the new Gentle 
Waves album for review and its amazingly good, much better than 
the first (which I really liked by the way). Better than, dare I say it, 
most of the last B&S album, actually. There are a couple of tracks 
that grate a little but most of it's just perfect really, sweeping 
walker-esque production and her voice has improved so much...

Ok, enough already.

xxx weejay

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