Sinister: There's only 27 more shoplifting days till Christmas left!

Tue Nov 28 13:32:51 GMT 2000

Greetings! Hey there Special K, wuzzup Ree, yo James, and hello you hottie 
of a princess honey. Ok, I think that'll cover everyone who will actually 
read this...

Will someone butter my bottom and call me a smut muffin?! If Ole' Dickie, 
Smut Blake, Rousing Ree, Inebriated Julie, & Erotic Erica didn't all just 
favor us with posts recently to make me feel all sinisterly fuzzy right 
there where my heart should be. Mmmm - yay! I personally think that Ree 
should be worshipped and adored by all the Sinister masses. Did you see how 
she artfully styled it so that an innocent beautiful Christmas Carol turned 
into a workshop full of smut? Plus, she had an ace Parker quote. So 
impressive! I'd bow down to her but there's really no telling what she'd do 
with me in that position of supplication....Now, all we need is to hear from 
Jygsaw Dave, Walkn Steve, and Reid Dossinger. One of those was my first list 
crush but I can't remember which one. Probably Reid because I could never 
figure out if he were gay or not. I always find it wiser to have a crush on 
someone who you know from the beginning that you don't have a chance with. 
It makes life easier. If I had my way, each person would come with a 
floating sign behind their head that only I could read. It would have their 
name, age, where they're from, and my chances with them:

Kevin, 25, South Carolina, No way - I'm gay even if I won't admit it
Bill, 28, Chicago, Maybe if you keep wearing those tight shirts
Jim, 23, Long Island, Go away. I'd rather have a pet monkey than a girl
Will Porter, 24, Oregon, For the love, I'm Will Porter - as if you would 
EVER have a chance with me!

Hmm. Maybe this might not be such a good idea. After so many "maybe if you 
were a buxom blonde and didn't have that annoying southern accent you might 
have a chance to play with my dog" I would get depressed and become 
embittered (and I'm so far from that now...)

"Well I'm in love with a certain boy
He's a simple person..."
After a couple of years of hearing about it, I *finally* heard "Rhoda."  
Listening to it makes me feel as if Stu is sitting there gossiping in my 
ear. Anything that involves Struan, my ear, and whispering is 'all right by 
me. It has much more of a personal feel than a normal song. "And on her arm 
there's freckles and scars. Do you know what they are? Do you know where 
they came from?"  The best part is the lyric of, "And a fag in the morning 
with her Special K. " Where's a good lighthouse and a spinisterine when you 
need one? Of course, "Loneliness ..." is still my favorite unreleased song 
with "Lord Anthony" as a close second. I refuse to believe McMc-eys last 
post where he said that according to Mr. Murdoch "Loneliness ..." might 
never ever be released. This simply can't be! (Of course, I also refused to 
read much of his post after he started going lovey dovey about scenes on 
park benches. There's only so much I can take before I gag. However, Mcmc, 
when you stop drooling over that picture of St. LOOSE(u)SEE could you please 
send your list my way?)

Oh - the Sinister Photo page. I don't know who Honey thinks he is fooling 
but I refuse to believe those latest pictures are of actual list members. A 
topless SueMi and a Pickle Prince donning a cowboy hat. Pffft! Suurreeeee, 
next thing you'll be trying to tell me is that the guy under the picture 
name of Pfennig isn't actually just the latest feature at 
www.mulletsgalore.com under the headline of "Mary, Mother of God, make it 
stop."

Thanks to Brier Random (who has a new picture on the page with him doing a 
great Mirah impression), I now know what my name looks like in a urinal. 
Trust me, Erica, stick to aspirations of having your name in lights. I also 
know what my name looks like mispelled scrawled across my chest in blue 
letters on a thin white tee. Quite good if I do say so myself (and I do.)  
It is one of the best gifts I have ever gotten and is now my new night 
shirt. Mmmm - the milk ain't the only thing that is spoiled.

This is getting long and so I will save my list of what I want for Christmas 
later. I am in the minority (as usual) with my love of the holiday. Every 
Christmas, I feel like a little child, but we always get turkey..... heh

I'm your huckleberry,

Laura, 23, North Carolina, Only if you can tie a cherry stem in a knot with 
your tongue

PS-  Happy Birthday shouts out to the object of my imperfection, Max, who 
turned 25 on Thanksgiving and to Noah (Mark/Boygirl/One who needs to post 
more) whose birthday was Friday. (I think. Slap me if I'm wrong)
PPS - Looking for a book to read? Laura Llew's Lovely Literary List is at 
http://iodin.tripod.com/litlist.htm
Remember - Down with Amazon! Support your local Indie stores or ones 
on-line. To find both, go to http://www.booksense.com

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