Sinister: A dare's so much bluff

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hello,

I feel more like a Jehovah's witness normally when I post, sort of hussling 
people and stuff, but, er, well hello it's me again :)

Everywhere is so rainy and wet and mokey, and my coat has absorbed the rain 
from the outside atomsphere, and releases it slowly in my room, so now my 
room stinks of mokey rain too.

I am still behind on all the work/bill/boring stuff, but I'm a bit less behind 
and I have tomorrow morning to catch up.

Oooooh ooooooh oooooh I am getting a haircut tomorrow!  Well scary!  I hate 
going to hair dressers, it's like going to a fascist faction, and they always 
ridicule me when *I* try and make a suggestion about how *I* want *my* hair 
cut, grrr.

It's gonna be a radical haircut too.. scary, wish me luck.


Nik Ovenden said:
>>Kenneth P Y Chu Tried his hand at the joke industry
and in one fell swoop beat mine...lousy punk.<<

Heh, I credit my talents to years of reading the jokes off the penguin 
chocolate bars... you should have heard the one on it about this chicken 
which crosses roads.

I felt being called a lousy type of music with guitars too loud is a bit 
harsh tho.



then he said:
>>KID A SECRET ARTWORK
who was it that said that "the bends" had secret books
in the back of it? i've got both versions of the
bends, and neither contains such a thing...please
clarify!<<

That was me!  Fooled you didn't I? (told you I'm a comedy genius...)

Yeah, funny really cos I said that before I knew that there was an 
actual bluddy book behind the cd!  I thought it was just a bit of a 
mystery picture that we will never find out the whole of without breaking 
the case... like the bends has a picture on the background of the cd 
holding bit.

But then if you have a highly abstract mind you can think of that piece 
of paper with the picture on as a book, with only one page.  I hope I 
haven't made you rip your bends cd case in half.. sorry! :)



Eww icky rain smell is really horrible, it certainly doesn't smell as 
nice as red bull.  I am going bed now, to cover my nose and think of 
England, and dream of horses, and stuff.  Nighty night!

Nice haircuts and red bulls!
Ken
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You're too tall, much too tall for a boyfriend.  They run and hide, 
from your buck tooth and split ends.  Don't be scared, like the books 
you've read.  You're the heroine, You'll be doing fine
- Belle & Sebastian

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