Sinister: the pains of lisa-ism...

[lisa morrison]

hark! i have been itching to post like a ten yr old come down with the 
chicken pox since two tuesdays ago when i discovered this intimate corner of 
the world...i adore corners. i fit into their tiny spaces rather well if i 
do say so myself...
i am lisa. curse the name..its not so easy to live up to...the standards 
have been set. i now have a reputation to uphold: lisa has to "kiss men like 
a long walk home"; lisa has to be "beatiful/only slightly 
mental/beautiful/only tempermental"; lisa has to be "always looking for a 
fight" and "keep(ing) the neighbors up all night". and i dare not purchase 
the new album for fear of more demands...my hands are full enough as 
is...i've tried desperatly to keep up my side of the bargin.
as for "kissing men like a long walk home"-that's the simple part. however 
recently there has been a terrible shortage in desirable men in pennsylvania 
(namely Ktown U)...(pish) whatever can a girl do? i suppose it's all for the 
better...kisses began to go beyond the long walk home...they continued (to 
my delight) up 4 flights of stairs, fumbling in my purse for keys, the door 
is thrown open, stumbling in half disabled by passion, and the rest is best 
when left to the imagination...achieving the "beautiful/only slightly 
mental/beautiful/only tempermental" peice of the puzzle required a bit more 
effort...none the less its been done...i have my neurotic tendencies to fall 
back on. i'm the pretty one shoved in some corner, back against the wall 
with a distant gaze that falls somewhere between the cracks in the ceilng 
and floor...as for "always looking for a fight"...that is the key to it all. 
what better to pacify boredom than drama?...the spice of life...
count on capricious little me to have developed a list crush in such a short 
time...now i must cook up a scheme to get his attention...but we all know i 
will just go home and theorize about it until i have convinced myself that 
the job has already been done. curse such an extreme pacifism.
kudos to whoever mentioned lenore...she resides in her little corner on my 
upper thigh...and to the boy who noted joan of arcs mention of breast 
feeding...i adore subtle obscurities... -lisa
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