Sinister: lo-fi sci-fi me

[Fiona Fairbairn]

howdee cow boys and gals

  it wasn't until studying american history for my a-levels that i 
actually made any connection between cowboys and actual cows.... but 
anyway....

i've been holding off unitl i had some content, but i've given up 
now, so you'll just have to bear with me. last week i went to see my 
other favouritest band in the whole world - urusei yatsura. i jumped 
around lots and drank lots of beer. it was good. and afterwards my 
boy who is something of a ligger|but i didn't say that| wandered 
into the dressing room and proceeded to pretend he was a member of 
alfie. i staggered after him and we ended up dragging half the 
members of uy round manchester, getting into places for free by 
saying 'look we've brought urusei yatsura' and acquiring free beer in 
the same fashion. needless to say much fun was had and i embarassed 
myself hugely with accounts of just how much of a superfan i am.
   *watch as fiona hangs her head in shame*

  anyone who doesn't know who urusei yatsura are pleeease try and get 
hold of the new album because it is fantastic and they are p!o!p! 
(that looks like plop in lower case) and they are really skint and 
were doing their own t-shirt selling and stuff
 http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/wrappedinfakefur

 someone talked about rain: i hate it when i t rains, but i've 
recently realised that if you stride throught the downpour, all the 
while telling yourself that its a beautiful sunny day you really 
don't notice how cold and wet you are. it really works (until you get 
insied and have to peel sodden courduroy from your legs, eugh!)

 people also talked about ringtones, i have the theme from the magic 
roundabout on my phone, my dad worked it out for me, he's good at 
things like that, but i think i'd be too embarassed to ask him to do 
any b+s. i'm also looking for the roobarb and custard theme for a 
nokia phone, i used to have it, but it was rubbish and cost me 2 quid 
to download. grrr.

 jen suggested we all get capes, i hope she won't be too offended if 
i say that i won't be getting one as i really don't think it's a look 
that would suit me. i do like ribena though.

 plug:- if anyone is in the leeds area tonight , my boy is djing at 
the think tank on call lane, its a manics themed night, but i'll be 
using my feminine charms to get him to play some good stuff as well, 
so if you haven't got anything better to do......

  thanks for listening, but now i'm late for a complex calculus 
lecture,

                    love and irn-bru,
                                          fiona.


our upstairs toilet and our shower and our washing machine and the 
sink in my room are all broken. no really. and the hoover never 
worked properly. i want to go home. *sigh*
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