Sinister: days spent with the grass and sun (or not)

[fiona]

soooo.....
   the summer's gone and errrr.... well i'm back with uni email and 
with sinster. in my infinite wisdom i managed not to unsubscribe in 
may and came back to 1100 posts. yes 1100!! and no, i haven't read 
them all, but tried to read a fair sample and have been keeping up 
for the last few days at least.
 what i did notice however, was that because my mail programme puts 
new mail in alphabetical order by the sender i could see just how 
many posts there were from each sender and it seems that in the 
absence of honey to regulate them some people have seen fit to post 
every day thinking that i want to read an update on their fascinating 
lives every single day, well without wanting to seem rude, i don't!!

  ok, enough discussion of the listand more discussion of me me me 
and how great i am and how interesting my life is. over the summer i 
managed not to go anywhere or do anything at all worthy of note 
except go to work and go to bed and then come back to uni to do my 
resits. i have absolutely no idea how these went or when i get my 
results as my tutor emailed me to tell me they would be available 
today and today i have been to the examinations office who tell me 
they haven't got all the results and i should ask my department when 
they will be available.
  raaaaaaaaaaaaa.

  sorry i didn't get to any picnics even the one i was so 
enthusiastic abuot at first, but you were sending stuff to this email 
account and i wasn't here to read it, but it sounds like everyone had 
a good time without me *sob*

  on listening to iyfs the other day i was shocked to discover that 
the evil mr murdoch is still singing about a poor freezing fox 
wandering lonely in the snow searching for something to eat. surely 
now that belle and sebastian are stars of the hit parade top 20 they 
can afford to spare a few morsels for a fox that is clearly in need.
  as if al this weren't bad enough though, the tale of cruelty goes 
on.... stuart is also watching a boy on a bike who is clearly lost, 
"going up.. going down... going nowhere" and he realises that "its 
not as if its fun," but does he stop him and give him directions, of 
course not, he chuckles to himself in the style of a 70s cartoon 
baddie and goes in search of babies from whom he can steal sweets.

  umm... went to see snatch the other night and my boyfriend decided 
that in it brad pitt looks like badly drawn boy, but i told him its 
just because he looks like a tramp. he agreed. we laughed.

 idles said
>I decided she dreams of being in a nice hose, far away
i laughed again and pictured a young girl trying to squeeze herself 
into garden tools, then i realised that she probably just craved a 
nice pair of tights with a good fit.

well, its nice to be back,
       love and irn-bru, 
                                          fiona,
                                                courting controversy.


(you'll notice that its not 'love and jaffa cakes any more as i'd had 
to abandon said confectionary item after their sponsorship deal with 
manchester united was announced)


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