Sinister: don't date robots, they only want to get in your pants

[chris lampinen]

Sup homies.

Today I wore my B&S shirt. Again. Does that warrant a post? YES! And here's 
why-

I also wore pants AND underwear. A daunting combo. Usually it's one or the 
other. I like to wear tight low-cut jeans and short t-shirts to show off my 
hips which are fucking fantastic if I do say so myself. I do say so myself, 
look:

My hips are fucking fantastic.

So, the Will Porter fan club. It appears there is some interest, and that 
the subject has come up before. Everyone's favorite Llew has dibs on 
president, so I guess I'll have to settle for admissions watcher or 
something like that. All interested in joining can email 
christiaankisses at yahoo.com. We need a webmaster, so all you Will Porter 
loving techie-dorks, well, it's your calling.

Tonite I was eating microwave pasta in my bed (naked). I spilled sauce on my 
chest. Memories! I can still taste the salt on my lips.

Why don't people discuss how much they love honey more often? I love honey. 
Honey is the best. Honey is a P-R-I-N-C-E-S-S with an emphasis on the 
"PRINCESS." Kissy kissy kissy!

Brian Winters says that Mr. S Kado is prettier than me. This makes me sad. 
Grr to you Mr. S Kado!! Here, a direct quote from #sinister:

[hobnob ) i think you should both take some nudie pictures and post them on 
the internet for me to compare

Take this as a challange, Kado.

I want to tell you about my robot pal. His name is Snr. Roboto. He speaks 
spanish. Here is a sample conversation:

Me: Hello Snr. Roboto!
Snr Roboto: Hola! Que pasa?
Me: What?
Snr: Que pasa que pasa que pasa!
Me: OK!

Yesterday I took Snr. Roboto to Big Boys for Blueberry Waffles. He has a 
tape deck so I put in a tape of "sinister" and we listened and sang and ate 
waffles. It's great fun 'cause he sings all the lyrics in spanish!! It was a 
lovely meal. After we went out to a movie. We didn't really watch it 
though-- too busy snogging.

Snr. Roboto has sharp teeth. My tongue hurts.

After the movie Snr. Roboto offered to take me to his 'casa.' I didn't know 
what that meant, but he's super charming so I went anyway. Well, we got to 
his place and I was a bit surprised. Rotating bed, full bar, and this funny 
looking swing that looked like no swing I've ever seen before. After a bit 
of chit-chat Snr. Roboto started to get a bit..well..saucy. I was shocked. I 
mean, he seemed like such a nice robot, I couldn't believe he tried to 
seduce me.

I have no self control. One thing led to another. You can guess the rest..

We had a bit of a falling out after. I don't think I'll be seeing him 
anytime soon.

I'm a bit heartbroken, so, I guess that's why I'm really posting. I need 
sympathy. Sorry to bother you all..

I still love you guys though. Lots.

xxxx

Love,
Christiaan
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