Sinister: re: Smut

[Dog On Wheels]

>Finally, some smut, to keep Honey and maybe some other similarly scary
>popsmutters happy. Whenever someone mentions the mentions the painter
>Constable, my friend John told me he can't help hearing: "C*nt stubble.".
>And now nor can I. And now nor will most of you. For the rest of your 
>lives.


You utter, utter, utter git. I won't be able to talk to policemen now 
without smirking either. They'll lock me up! It's a police state, y'know. 
I'm done for now.

I can chalk that one up beside a Therapy? song I used to hear with the line 
"Barging into the presence of God" magically transformed in my mind to 
"Farting into the presents of God".

You git. I hope you're pleased with yourself.
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