Sinister: mushy peas, Dale

[richard sudworth]

Felt inspired by this shelf stacker post, particularly since i like to 
whistle in supermarkets.  oh and because i need something to do at 10 to 3 
in the morning. I was chatting to this strange boy about necrophillia in the 
Jeepster chat room but my computer obviously isn't open minded so decided to 
go mad and switch off, ah my long lost necrophilliac friend! You where there 
but now you're gone.

Anyway, supermarkets. They're my life.  So many interesting people and 
products.  I always go late at night to my local Sainsburys, either because 
I sleep all day or because the light looks so inviting late at night.  
Firstly there's the homeless guy outside.  He always asks for a snickers and 
a crunch corner. Last time I bought these for him he didn't like the flavour 
I got and so I haven't bought him one since. All the Crunch Corners are 
lovely, what kind of insanity does this man suffer? Now once I get inside 
there has to be a ritual. Next, examine the magazines. Usually its best to 
look at the current Face, just to wonder if its worth buying for the badges. 
  But no, £2.70 for a fashion special sucks, even if you do get an 'I hate 
Travis' badge.  Can't look at Top of the Pops magazine incase Steps get me 
over excited.

This is kind of dull. Not sure that describing what I do in the supermarket 
really speaks of my supermarket obsession. I just like wondering round and 
humming to myself.  Trying to work out peoples lives from their shopping is 
a good game.  Or the faces.  Everyone is equal through food shopping, even 
god probably has to buy his chick peas from somewhere.

So anyway, none of that came out in the poetic manner i meant it too so I'll 
give up. I sometimes wonder if I go to Sainsburys because it has the best 
looking shelf stackers, but it must be deeper than that.


rich.


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