Sinister: [Fwd: king of all the hipsters]

[Stephen Hewitt]

oops, sent to .net first, silly me...

Stephen Hewitt wrote:
> 
> Gosh I'm tired, I think it's my pre-olympic training regime getting to
> me, ie staying up quite late in order to ready myself for the festival
> of sporting excitement that awaits.  I could watch *any* sport on telly,
> me, despite the fact that i'm possibly the least sporty person in the
> world.  I'm sooooo pissed off that i'm here at work instead of watching
> the opening ceremony :(  Opening ceremonies are GRATE, synthesis of
> community, sport and art, etc etc, although i'm not too bothered about
> missing John "You're the Voice" Farnham and Olivia "Newton" John.
> 
> Oh joy and happiness, I've just found out that i'm going to have no
> e-mail or internet access at work next week, smelly pooey bums.
> 
> I whistle in supermarkets, but not lloyd-webber, generally a nice bit of
> belle & sebastian, i do find the tunes particularly good for whistling,
> better than, say, slipknot for example.  I whistle quite a lot actually,
> "and he shall have music where ever he goes", maybe i should just get
> some batteries for my walkperson.  I haven't got as far as bells on
> either fingers or toes yet.
> 
> It's nice to see erica back, although in some strange way, it's almost
> like she never left.
> 
> I saw a pair of shoes in the middle of the street yesterday, quite nice
> brown shiny leather jobs.  I wonder if this is in fact an art
> installation (cf mark hester and trousers (as in leg coverings, not
> stevie)) that is touring Oxford.
> 
> Someone has also been sticking stickers with (the (actually not very)
> amazing)spiderman on on all the lampposts, for no discernable reason,
> there's no writing, not even a website or anything, just a black and
> white line drawing of spidey, although i noticed that someone had
> scrawled "who are you???" on one of them...
> 
> Oh and can i start the queue for people who want to have chrs lampy's
> babies :)
> 
> xoxo
> CarsmileSteve
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